headexplode Posted March 16, 2007 Author Share Posted March 16, 2007 I am the vindow vasher, I've come to vash your vindows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Three guys were working putting in a new road.... two Americans and a Chinese guy. The foreman tells the two Americans to drive the bulldozers, and he instructs the Chinese guy to be in charge of supplies, making sure they have everything needed to construct the road.So all day they worked, the Americans pushing dirt and grading the road surface. But the Chinese guy was nowhere to be found. At the end of the day, and woefully low on supplies, the two Americans got off their bulldozers to find out where the Chinese guy was. As they approached their cars to get in them and go home, the Chinese guy runs out from behind his car and yells SUPPLIES!!! :doh: A man walks into a bar in China and asks for a Stoli with a twist. The barman thinks for a moment, smiles and then starts "Once upon a time there were four little pigs ... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Back to the original intent of the thread. I am overloaded with material things. My closets are jammed with clothes I never wear. Therefore I've decided to donate some of my gently used clothing to others who can use it. Here's the recipient of my first donation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Don't smoke. And it seems to me you have sand in your vagina (to keep with the thread's plagarism theme ). In other words - I'm joking. You think I'm serious? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 You think I'm serious? :laugh: No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 No. Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 We have white, yellow and brown dwarfs, red giants, black holes etc.Some are very bright, some are very dim. Some give off no light at all. We have cephieds that vary in output. And we have some that are superdense. I don't know how you would classify what we have on this message board. :whoknows: Pretty much exactly like that, I would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Pretty much exactly like that, I would say. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Pretty much exactly like that, I would say. Sisyphus's extremely dry sense of humor... 1 Om.... 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 **** off buddy. You're a downer and I hope you choke on something. But if not, let your smile be your umbrella! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Sisyphus's extremely dry sense of humor... 1Om.... 0 Yeh, saw that one comin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Sisyphus's extremely dry sense of humor... 1Om.... 0 Yeh, saw that one comin Okay, someone tell me what they think I missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Okay, someone tell me what they think I missed. I don't know if you missed anything :laugh: but "I saw that one coming" meant that I knew Sis had carefully set that up like in T-ball and I was sure someone would swing. That was good, Sis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 It WAS good. The "swing" was an homage in recognition of it. Hey, I miss **** from time to time just like anyone else. Just not this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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