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Thora Birch - Was she underage in American Beauty?


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Maybe it's just me, but I don't think I'd want to be present while my daughter shot a topless scene?

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't allow my 16 year-old girl to do a topless scene to being with.

That said, she does have some spectacular boobages.

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Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't allow my 16 year-old girl to do a topless scene to being with.

That said, she does have some spectacular boobages.

Damn, man. I have a 16 year old daughter too, but you won't catch me talking about her boobages on the internet. :paranoid:

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If Thora was walking down the street,

I'd walk up to her, place my forehead against her forehead and,

I would say: Knock, knock.

She'd say: Who's there?

I'd say: Demmer.

She'd say: Demmer who?

I'd say: Demmer some nice boobies you got there.

Then...

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.

.

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I"D HIT IT!

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I'm a father, not a monk. :)

I thought it went, I'm not a monkey's uncle. :D

Seriously, I guess I don't see the problem. Her parents were ok with it. Child labor reps were on the set for the scene.

It's not as bad as Jamon Jamon, in which Penelope Cruz was 17 at the time of the filming.

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Damn, man. I have a 16 year old daughter too, but you won't catch me talking about her boobages on the internet. :paranoid:

You knew I meant Thora's, you fargin' bastage... :laugh:

If I have a 16 year-old out there somewhere, believe me... I wouldn't be any less surprised than if I woke up with my head stapled to the floor tomorrow morning.

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You knew I meant Thora's, you fargin' bastage... :laugh:

If I have a 16 year-old out there somewhere, believe me... I wouldn't be any less surprised than if I woke up with my head stapled to the floor tomorrow morning.

Anyone who invokes Johnny Dangerously is okay in my book.

On behalf of Dad's of 16-year-old daughers everwhere, and their assorted boobages, you are forgiven. :)

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Anyone who invokes Johnny Dangerously is okay in my book.

On behalf of Dad's of 16-year-old daughers everwhere, and their assorted boobages, you are forgiven. :)

Johnny Dangerously is awesome.

well, my daughter is still only 4 months, so young boobage is still ok in a sick hollywood way, but once she's 16...then I'll feel so dirty :doh:

:laugh:

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Johnny Dangerously is awesome.

well, my daughter is still only 4 months, so young boobage is still ok in a sick hollywood way, but once she's 16...then I'll feel so dirty :doh:

:laugh:

It please me that more than 2 people in the world enjoyed that movie!

Really though....even for 16, that girl had some wonderful looking yabbos....if she was showing, can't blame a man for looking!

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I would like to watch my tv projector on a topless thoras forehead

as to the age and nudity in films laws, I think there is a distinct difference in the law that governs pornography and just simple nudity in films.

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/conlaw/obscenity.htm

Miller v California sets out the "modern" test for obscenity. After years in which no Supreme Court opinion could command majority support, five members of the Court in Miller set out a several-part test for judging obscenity statutes: (1) the proscribed material must depict or describe sexual conduct in a patently offensive way, (2) the conduct must be specifically described in the law, and (3) the work must, taken as a whole, lack serious value and must appeal to a prurient interest in sex. What is patently offensive is to be determined by applying community values, but any jury decision in these cases is subject to independent constitutional review, as the Court's decision in Jenkins v Georgia makes clear. New York v Ferber underscores the strength of the state's interest in protecting minors from the harmful effects of pornograpy. Ferber holds that state's may proscribe sexual material involving minors, even if that material may not meet all of the prongs of the Miller test.

In Ashcroft v Free Speech Coalition, the Court considered a challenge to the Child Pornography Prevention Act of 1996 which made it illegal, under certain circumstances, to distribute or possess sexually explicit computer- generated images of children, or of persons over eighteen who looked under eighteen. The Court, noting the law in question did not serve the goal of preventing direct sexual exploitation of children, found it to be unconstitutionally overbroad. Writing for the Court, Justice Kennedy suggested that the law might have been enforced against such movies as Oscar-winning American Beauty or Romeo and Juliet.

what I dont get is I had(stupid drunk stole it at a party) The Guy Game for xbox, and it got yanked from the shelves cause it turns out one of the girl contestants wasnt quite 18. Now granted, topless girls hula hooping and jumping rope isnt exactly the same as the american beauty scene, but it wasnt like a porno at all either. was more fun than sexy, and having the rules to ******* (the other name for the game is Mr. President) built into it makes it a great party game.

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First, Jodie Foster was never nude in Taxi Driver. She just played a prostitute.

Second, and this may change when I become a father, but I think that in very special circumstances I would allow my 16-year-old daughter to appear topless in a film. I would however need to be sold on the necessity of the scene, and the overall quality the script and crew.

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says the guy with 12 year old cambodian girls in '06 in his sig :silly:

honestly Ive always wondered what your sig meant, Im sure its a ref to something but I could never pull it.

Shortly after the season ended, people in the stadium were coming up with a bunch of ridiculous ideas about what the team should do. I started a parody thread saying that we should fire our O-line, and replace then with 12 year old cambodian girls. This thread was closed down, and I wanted the concept to live on.

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Yea, she was underage, but it wasn't like she was dropping her pants for Poision Ivy 7. American Beauty was a fantastic film.

Cool points if you can identify what "American Beauty" is.

You're probably either talking about the type of roses (hence all the rose petals in the movie) or the Grateful Dead album. My money's on the roses.

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