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So...this thread is how your worst days have started. Those days that you wish would never have even happened.

Today I sat in a mystery wet substance on the public bus. :puke: That was the greatest...I think today is going to be AWESOME! :mad:

And I'm pissed off already, so anything from this post ends up in the "out of context thread," I'm gonna be real pissed!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Sorry, but this thread just made me laugh. I feel no sympathy for you. :laugh:

me neither!!

I bet I have a story that can prove how great of day I'm having. I go home for lunch, which I never do. I had to run into the basement to grab something. So in my townhouse, I have 2 sets of stairs and then a landing in between them. So I'm walking down the stairs hit the landing, take 1 step on the next set of stairs and BAM. The whole damn thing came crashing down. Lucky for me, I only scratched up my leg and about gave myself a heart attack. :doh:

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me neither!!

I bet I have a story that can prove how great of day I'm having. I go home for lunch, which I never do. I had to run into the basement to grab something. So in my townhouse, I have 2 sets of stairs and then a landing in between them. So I'm walking down the stairs hit the landing, take 1 step on the next set of stairs and BAM. The whole damn thing came crashing down. Lucky for me, I only scratched up my leg and about gave myself a heart attack. :doh:

:owned:

You need to go on a diet. :laugh:

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me neither!!

I bet I have a story that can prove how great of day I'm having. I go home for lunch, which I never do. I had to run into the basement to grab something. So in my townhouse, I have 2 sets of stairs and then a landing in between them. So I'm walking down the stairs hit the landing, take 1 step on the next set of stairs and BAM. The whole damn thing came crashing down. Lucky for me, I only scratched up my leg and about gave myself a heart attack. :doh:

:owned:

how old is that townhouse? Don't know about MD. but according to Florida state statutes, contractors are responsible for latent defects for 15years!

It's also common for stairs to be built incorrectly, especially the connection

between the top the stairs and the landing. You're very lucky. might be a good night to buy a lotto ticket :cheers: glad you're were not hurt

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This happened a little while ago

After boarding a plane I realized I left my sunglasses in the rental car. (Hartford CT). So they've already closed the doors, so I have to sit there and stew about it for the entire flight. Not only that, but they've put me next to a guy who really should have bought two seats. I'm not a small guy myself, but this guy was ridiculous. I didn't realize that there were empty seats behind me until after we started moving... but the flight attendant wouldn't let me switch seats until after we were airborne and the pilot had turned off the seatbelt light. :rolleyes:

So I land, I get some knucklehead on the phone from Avis who takes 45 minutes to look up my reservation (even though I had just dropped off the car a few hours ago), and then tells me nothing is in the lost & found. All that effort just to tell me nothing is in the lost and found. grrr....

The guy who vacuums cars out for Avis has a hell of a nice set of shades now. :mad:

So anyways, as soon as I land in Knoxville I call a restaurant 1/2 way between the airport and my house for a pickup order... I'll eat it when I get home. The wait ends up being outrageous... I end up waiting an additional 20 minutes for them to get my order after I get there (a 15 minute drive).

So then I get on the road home... and out of nowhere, traffic is outright stopped. Can't tell why. (a rural 2 lane country road, so no place to turnaround, ditches on both sides) So I sit there for 10 minutes, and finally shut off my engine. After about 30 minutes, traffic gets moving again. NO sign of an accident. :cuss: If I'm going to have to sit there and wait, I would have liked to at least know why. I thought about eating my dinner... but then I remembered I told them not to worry about utensils because I had some at home. :doh:

So then I get home, with a cold dinner, no sunglasses, wore out from travelling... and I find out that the dog has been sprayed by a skunk. Except my wife (who is pregnant) doesn't even smell anything because she is so stuffed up and her hormones are all messed up. The smell almost knocks me over when I walk thru the door. My wife swears that I'm imagining things. Meanwhile, the walls are turning yellow.

So I sit there in a skunk-smelling fog eating a cold rubbery steak, and I realize they forgot my side item and my salad dressing. If it wasn't so tragic at this point, it would have been funny. So I threw out my dinner and spent the next hour smearing tomato juice on the dog in freezing cold weather... my hands are totally numb and I've got tomato juice all over my clothes. But the skunk smell still hasn't gone away.

That was a not so good day.

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I suggest a visit to Major Harris's mom's - she makes all the bad feelings go away. ;):D

yeah, he's right. because laughter really is the best medicine. and that video that she has of rince, the male midget, and the 3-legged mule is friggin' hilarious! BAM

oh, and jrock, you were begging to be quoted in the out of context thread, so you can't be mad. ;)

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