jrockster21 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 So...this thread is how your worst days have started. Those days that you wish would never have even happened. Today I sat in a mystery wet substance on the public bus. :puke: That was the greatest...I think today is going to be AWESOME! :mad: And I'm pissed off already, so anything from this post ends up in the "out of context thread," I'm gonna be real pissed!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 And I'm pissed off already, so anything from this post ends up in the "out of context thread," I'm gonna be real pissed!! :mad: :mad: :mad: well that was just asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 well that was just asking for it. ask, and ye shall receive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Hungover is a good way to start a bad day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I suggest a visit to Major Harris's mom's - she makes all the bad feelings go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 The worst days start when you wake up 1 hour later than you needed to and your first thought of the day is "Oh, :pooh:!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I suggest a visit to Major Harris's mom's - she makes all the bad feelings go away. oh yeah...it's over there now . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Haha .... Jaimie ... I hope that you sat in snot ... or even better ... spunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Sorry, but this thread just made me laugh. I feel no sympathy for you. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Haha .... Jaimie ... I hope that you sat in snot ... or even better ... spunk! Sorry, but this thread just made me laugh. I feel no sympathy for you. :laugh: :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Was it the #9 bus from the mall to the university? Cause I peed on that one last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I sat in a mystery wet substance.......that was the greatest. did it involve somone's lap? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Sorry, but this thread just made me laugh. I feel no sympathy for you. :laugh: me neither!! I bet I have a story that can prove how great of day I'm having. I go home for lunch, which I never do. I had to run into the basement to grab something. So in my townhouse, I have 2 sets of stairs and then a landing in between them. So I'm walking down the stairs hit the landing, take 1 step on the next set of stairs and BAM. The whole damn thing came crashing down. Lucky for me, I only scratched up my leg and about gave myself a heart attack. :doh: :owned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Ouch...see I am a compassionate human being, so I have sympathy for you halter. That is pretty damn funny though (seeing as how you didn't get hurt :paranoid: ). :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSteve Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 me neither!! I bet I have a story that can prove how great of day I'm having. I go home for lunch, which I never do. I had to run into the basement to grab something. So in my townhouse, I have 2 sets of stairs and then a landing in between them. So I'm walking down the stairs hit the landing, take 1 step on the next set of stairs and BAM. The whole damn thing came crashing down. Lucky for me, I only scratched up my leg and about gave myself a heart attack. :doh: :owned: You need to go on a diet. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 me neither!! I bet I have a story that can prove how great of day I'm having. I go home for lunch, which I never do. I had to run into the basement to grab something. So in my townhouse, I have 2 sets of stairs and then a landing in between them. So I'm walking down the stairs hit the landing, take 1 step on the next set of stairs and BAM. The whole damn thing came crashing down. Lucky for me, I only scratched up my leg and about gave myself a heart attack. :doh: :owned: how old is that townhouse? Don't know about MD. but according to Florida state statutes, contractors are responsible for latent defects for 15years! It's also common for stairs to be built incorrectly, especially the connection between the top the stairs and the landing. You're very lucky. might be a good night to buy a lotto ticket glad you're were not hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 This happened a little while ago After boarding a plane I realized I left my sunglasses in the rental car. (Hartford CT). So they've already closed the doors, so I have to sit there and stew about it for the entire flight. Not only that, but they've put me next to a guy who really should have bought two seats. I'm not a small guy myself, but this guy was ridiculous. I didn't realize that there were empty seats behind me until after we started moving... but the flight attendant wouldn't let me switch seats until after we were airborne and the pilot had turned off the seatbelt light. So I land, I get some knucklehead on the phone from Avis who takes 45 minutes to look up my reservation (even though I had just dropped off the car a few hours ago), and then tells me nothing is in the lost & found. All that effort just to tell me nothing is in the lost and found. grrr.... The guy who vacuums cars out for Avis has a hell of a nice set of shades now. :mad: So anyways, as soon as I land in Knoxville I call a restaurant 1/2 way between the airport and my house for a pickup order... I'll eat it when I get home. The wait ends up being outrageous... I end up waiting an additional 20 minutes for them to get my order after I get there (a 15 minute drive). So then I get on the road home... and out of nowhere, traffic is outright stopped. Can't tell why. (a rural 2 lane country road, so no place to turnaround, ditches on both sides) So I sit there for 10 minutes, and finally shut off my engine. After about 30 minutes, traffic gets moving again. NO sign of an accident. :cuss: If I'm going to have to sit there and wait, I would have liked to at least know why. I thought about eating my dinner... but then I remembered I told them not to worry about utensils because I had some at home. :doh: So then I get home, with a cold dinner, no sunglasses, wore out from travelling... and I find out that the dog has been sprayed by a skunk. Except my wife (who is pregnant) doesn't even smell anything because she is so stuffed up and her hormones are all messed up. The smell almost knocks me over when I walk thru the door. My wife swears that I'm imagining things. Meanwhile, the walls are turning yellow. So I sit there in a skunk-smelling fog eating a cold rubbery steak, and I realize they forgot my side item and my salad dressing. If it wasn't so tragic at this point, it would have been funny. So I threw out my dinner and spent the next hour smearing tomato juice on the dog in freezing cold weather... my hands are totally numb and I've got tomato juice all over my clothes. But the skunk smell still hasn't gone away. That was a not so good day. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 Ouch! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That made my day a little better...thanks zoon! :laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I feel better about my day after reading Jrock's and Halter's stories... :laugh: *note to self...don't let Halter near the stairs at my house* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I suggest a visit to Major Harris's mom's - she makes all the bad feelings go away. yeah, he's right. because laughter really is the best medicine. and that video that she has of rince, the male midget, and the 3-legged mule is friggin' hilarious! BAM oh, and jrock, you were begging to be quoted in the out of context thread, so you can't be mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I forgot I had a math exam yesterday. I thought Tuesday would be review and Thursday would be the exam... well I was completely wrong and came to the exam totally unprepared. I don't think I got anything more than a 50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 You need to go on a diet. :laugh: No kidding. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieboy76UK Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 No. 13. Please refrain from posting explicit pictures in posts. "Explicit" pertains to sexually explicit or implicit (hardcore/softcore pornography, animated pictures, written language, etc.) content. Use discretion, and err on the side of caution in instances where material you are considering posting might be considered “over the line.” A significant quantity of our traffic visits occur during work hours, are made in public environments, and are made by individuals less than 18 years of age. Bear these factors in mind when considering posting sexually-related content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 yeah, you may want to go ahead and remove the above picture. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 yeah, you may want to go ahead and remove the above picture. :doh: Totally, but would we be saying the same thing if it was a woman with her breasts stuck? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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