MikeSellers45 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 There was an American, a German, and a Mexican all in the same life raft after the boat sank. After traveling a little bit, the raft starts to take on water because it was too heavy. The German guy then throws over the beer. The American says "What did you do that for?" The German replies "In my country, it is abundant." After traveling some more, more water comes on. So the Mexican throws over the marijuana. The American says "What did you do that for?" The Mexican replies "In my country, it is abundant." After traveling a little more, the raft is till taking on water. The American gets up and throws the Mexican overboard. The German says "What did you do that for?" The American replies "In my country, they are abundant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 :no: not really. Thanks for playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I laughed a little bit. Not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autographcollector Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 One of those standard setup old jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Yea, that joke is old as hell, you can replace any of those with anything else and make it work...besides if a mexican reads the joke he might get pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I have a better one. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I have a better one.Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Okay. So. Where is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sir Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I hate Mexicans as much as the next guy, but that joke just isn't very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm Mexican and I'm fine with the joke. It's an old, dumb joke. There's nothing inherently racist or incorrect about it, other than it's kind of dumb. If someone is sensitive to this, they can keep quiet, because, THAT would be funny. And, again, I'm the head Mexican in charge . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Kinda funny, I guess... The last two sentences of the joke are unnecessary, though. Better to let it hang there for the 0.3 seconds most folks would need to figure out the connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goaldeje Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm Mexican and I'm fine with the joke. It's an old, dumb joke. There's nothing inherently racist or incorrect about it, other than it's kind of dumb. If someone is sensitive to this, they can keep quiet, because, THAT would be funny. And, again, I'm the head Mexican in charge . Morgan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm Mexican and I'm fine with the joke. It's an old, dumb joke. There's nothing inherently racist or incorrect about it, other than it's kind of dumb. If someone is sensitive to this, they can keep quiet, because, THAT would be funny. And, again, I'm the head Mexican in charge . The HMIC?? I'll have to keep that one in mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Yea, that joke is old as hell, you can replace any of those with anything else and make it work...besides if a mexican reads the joke he might get pissed enter destino:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 I have a better one.Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. ill bite:laugh: ok so theres these two muffins in an oven, one muffin says, "is it just me or is it hot in here?" the other says, "AHHHHHH a talking muffin!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21KO Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 ill bite:laugh: ok so theres these two muffins in an oven, one muffin says, "is it just me or is it hot in here?" the other says, "AHHHHHH a talking muffin!!!!!" Now THAT'S funny! :laugh: Because the other one said "aaaa a talking muffin" even though HE himself was a talking muffin and the irony of the.....well he......but the muffin said......oh nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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