The 12th Commandment Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 All the who in whoville liked the skins alot... but the del who lived with them did not... The del hated trophies! The superbowl kind! Now, please ask...don't be shy. But noone quite knows the reason why. Could it be that his head was up his *** last night? Or perhaps that his green colored collar was too tight? But I think that most likely reason of all... May have been that his head was three sizes too small! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Oh yeah. He really showed me. come on man! I was just F'ing around! I've never been this nice to an eagles fan!..I'm not sure why I'm starting now:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 An Eagles fan living in WV...damn you were dealt a bad hand. Can someone at least buy the brother a drink? well, he was dealt one bad hand. how an eagle fan was allowed in to almost heaven, well i'm not really sure about that. our border patrol is a bit lax right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 , well i'm not really sure about that. our border patrol is a bit lax right now. Do they still suck half your brain out before you enter or leave WV? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Do they still suck half your brain out before you enter or leave WV? :laugh: never heard that one before. i'm not smart enough to know if that's an insult or a compliment..... wait, did they suck 1/2 my brain out? :paranoid: ps. if that's an insult, you're in the wrong thread :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 never heard that one before. i'm not smart enough to know if that's an insult or a compliment.....wait, did they suck 1/2 my brain out? :paranoid: ps. if that's an insult, you're in the wrong thread :laugh: I killed that other thread with my joke. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I killed that other thread with my joke. :laugh: i'll have to check it out...can't remember. i guess they sucked out that 1/2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Who Del....Remember... :jk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ron, I'm afraid you're more right than you are wrong. Jesus stopped accepting me when he learned I was agnostic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ron,I'm afraid you're more right than you are wrong. Jesus stopped accepting me when he learned I was agnostic. he knew you were agnostic, didn't have to learn that. i think it was the whole eagles fan thingy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ron,I'm afraid you're more right than you are wrong. Jesus stopped accepting me when he learned I was agnostic. http://www.barefootsworld.net/footprints.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 We all chipped in and this is what you are getting for your 1000th post....a Steelers fan! A....lot of Steelers fan! (Borrowed from Unsonny and the owned thread!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 We all chipped in and this is what you are getting for your 1000th post....a Steelers fan! A....lot of Steelers fan! At first all I saw was the picture and I thought, 'What the hell could this possibly have to do with this thread?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Ron,I'm afraid you're more right than you are wrong. Jesus stopped accepting me when he learned I was agnostic. It is ironic that I posted that pic. I am not the religious type either...great now I have something in common with an Eagles fan. :doh: Never Mind... :eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 For your 1000th post we lock you in a closet with Chomerics and Sarge for 48 hours with a copy of the NY Times and a TV with FoxNews on a live feed. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 Thanks PCS. A little premature but I'm almost there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest santana4prez Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Mama Mcnabb stops by your house and makes you some chunky soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted March 14, 2006 Author Share Posted March 14, 2006 Mama Mcnabb stops by your house and makes you some chunky soup.:laugh: I find nothing wrong with that. I'd welcome it actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest santana4prez Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I find nothing wrong with that. I'd welcome it actually. but........ Then she makes you throw it up like Mcnabb in the super bowl vs the Pats.Like it now? :laugh: j/k CONGRATS ON YOUR UPCOMING 1,000TH POST!!!:party::party::party: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I was planning on throwing up in my mouth a little. May I request, from roughly this point in history on, that the "throwing up a little in my mouth" line and it's many variances be removed from our discussions and filed alongside "Talk to the Hand" and "Oh, Behave!" as pop-culture references that are no longer appropriate in any context and simply lame. I offer a quality reference in honor of the late, great Rodney Dangerfield: This is the ugliest thread I've ever seen. I tell ya, anyone who posts to a thread like this should get a free bowl of soup! Who Del is a fine addition to this site...Rock on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I have half a mind to make you bit the curb, but I know in my heart I'm better then that. Or am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Who Del is a fine addition to this site...Rock on! I second that, initiation completed. :gang::stick::nutkick::whippin::laythehur:slap: welcome to full membership, but I dont' know if I'd tell anyone :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autographcollector Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Yes. Your odometer will have reached its limit, and will roll back to 0 posts. Now this would be real funny... Groundhog Day....keep resetting im to Zero and give him a groundhog avatar.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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