TradeTheBeal! Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 47 minutes ago, daveakl said: Went to burger king, got a woppa Back to the crib to watch recorded shows on my hoppa Put some tunes on by Cyndi Loppa Get to the choppa! Oooof! Guitar fever is real, y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Yeah don't quit your day jobs guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 51 minutes ago, Warhead36 said: Yeah don't quit your day jobs guys @TryTheBeal! I'd do anything to hook up the keyboard and jam with ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Gotta Choppa that I ride, Choppa that'll glide, Choppa with clip, And a Choppa that I rip. Now get off my tip, for I chop up that lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 So, even though I never asked for the feature, somewhere along the line of my Samsung auto-updates, my phone started posted links to stories/videos in the upper left menu bar of my phone of the occasional snippet that its bot has determined will be of interest to me (most are not, btw). Anyway, the last two mornings when I woke up there's been a link to a new "music" release....by Charles ****ing Manson... WTF?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 It's lit as **** right now outside my building. Talyor Swift is scheduled to testify in a federal lawsuit across the street. And also, butthole Governor Gardner just relocated some of his offices to my building on the 1st floor. So there are paparazzi and crazy fans everywhere for Taylor's skinny, sexy ass.....and local news vans and protesters outside for Gov Cory Gardner. Bout to take an early lunch and people watch outside. If only I could roll a doob at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 3 hours ago, daveakl said: Went to burger king, got a woppa Back to the crib to watch recorded shows on my hoppa Put some tunes on by Cyndi Loppa Wake up in the morn The breakfast options leave me torn Until I settle on some flakes of corn The thought of heading to work leaves me forlorn To ease my anxiety I watch some early morning funny cat videos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 32 minutes ago, Kosher Ham said: Gotta Choppa that I ride, Choppa that'll glide, Choppa with clip, And a Choppa that I rip. Now get off my tip, for I chop up that lip. "I put the voodoo on them ninjas so their guns would jam/ Threw the drum up in the chopper -- started goin ham." Snagged some 75 round drums for the chopper (ak-47) while in Nevada. From now on, kindly refer to me Drummer Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Thus the reason for vapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Drummer Boy got the Seven, Taze with the Nine, Beals got the whips, I'll bring the dimes. Mary's got the green, Lady has the ammo, I'll call PCS... He'll supply the camo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Kosher Ham said: Thus the reason for vapes. Indeed But Liberal gun owners like me are harmless. Unless I'm at the gun range, I keep my rifles locked away in the closet. I simply shoot for fun. It's the crazy doomsday prepper weirdos that buy 10,000 rounds at a time you need to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Jumbo at the spot with the Jumbos MLS slides through right on time with the Mumbo, Poker has his ears to the street like Dumbo, Ix is at the game trying to meet up with Motumbo. Fingers waggin', pockets saggin' Renegade spark it up, time to act like a dragon, Doc got the swag to make us laugh all night, But unlike him we keep our joints wrapped tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 29 minutes ago, youngchew said: But Liberal gun owners like me are harmless. Unless I'm at the gun range, I keep my rifles locked away in the closet. I simply shoot for fun. It's the crazy doomsday prepper weirdos that buy 10,000 rounds at a time you need to worry about. No politics here sir. I'll take you here. "This is my rifle, this is my gun... Finish the cadence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Kosher Ham said: "This is my rifle, this is my gun... 50 rounds through your Chevy....your whole crew's done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, youngchew said: 50 rounds through your Chevy....your whole crew's done? Almost.. 50 cal. Not rounds. Geez. Also, one ride ? Yeah right. We roll coast to coast (and worldwide). Holla at Jumbo, Mary, Taze, Ankles, GHH, Sisko, Lady, Larry, twa, pj, etc). SOA, nothing on this sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Contemplating getting a 410 shotgun and shot shells for my Bodyguard. Heading to Cabela's, maybe next week to look around in the gun department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 21 minutes ago, Kosher Ham said: Jumbo at the spot with the Jumbos MLS slides through right on time with the Mumbo, Poker has his ears to the street like Dumbo, Ix is at the game trying to meet up with Motumbo. Fingers waggin', pockets saggin' Renegade spark it up, time to act like a dragon, Doc got the swag to make us laugh all night, But unlike him we keep our joints wrapped tight. Kosh dog pull up in a car full of ladies, S600, long-dick Mercedes. Hoes frothing for the D like they got rabies, One stroke from Kosh and he'll send 'em to Hades. Always strap it up cuz we don't want no babies, shorty's cheeks soft and warm like biscuits and gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Gravy ? Well... let me get a little taste, Damn, If it's good I don't let it go to waste, Make it quiver and spin, that's the trick, I got the job done...well ain't that slick. Paid by the hour is all we do, Even with a salary, it's all we do, Laid back with stacks, it's all we do, Seeing how it's done..that's pay per view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 31 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said: Contemplating getting a 410 shotgun and shot shells for my Bodyguard. Nice! A little lever action. Bodyguard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 32 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said: Contemplating getting a 410 shotgun and shot shells for my Bodyguard. Heading to Cabela's, maybe next week to look around in the gun department. So lever arm ? I will give my stupid opinion here. Depends on the price. Single shot ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 If they make a pump action 410 that's what I ideally want. (Edited to change 420 to 410). S&W .38 Special Bodyguard revolver. Sweet little gun that fits my hand. Also has a Crimson Trace laser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Davie J like a nostradamus showing up at the pot luck with unlimited hummus exploring ladies bodies like chris columbus making them scream with his cunnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Dear Penthouse... That exploring line was FIRE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, LadySkinsFan said: pump action 420 Whhuuuuttt? *turns head slowly, and said in Keanu's voice* 3 hours ago, Kosher Ham said: Almost.. 50 cal. Not rounds. Geez. Also, one ride ? Yeah right. We roll coast to coast (and worldwide). Holla at Jumbo, Mary, Taze, Ankles, GHH, Sisko, Lady, Larry, twa, pj, etc). SOA, nothing on this sir. We got us a cruise, y'all...that's what it'll take to see GHH... Kool Kosher. I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 Give it to em, Glen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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