ixcuincle Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 The funniest thing about these questions is that they get like 20 or 29 answers and the majority are pissed off. HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU SICKO, etc. lol bionic seahorse ROFL "she's got some sweet bewbs." This may be the funniest thing I've seen all night, I'm entertained greatly. Another good question by the master, props From one poster : "I just can't wait to see and episode of you on maury and then Jerry Springer sucka." I've posted in the thread as "Zargotelc the Elitist". I told you to keep it up, and move to Utah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 The funniest thing about these questions is that they get like 20 or 29 answers and the majority are pissed off. HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU SICKO, etc. lol bionic seahorse ROFL "she's got some sweet bewbs." This may be the funniest thing I've seen all night, I'm entertained greatly. Another good question by the master, props I've posted in the thread as "Zargotelc the Elitist". I told you to keep it up, and move to Utah lol I wondered who on ES that was...even Extreme replied to it haha Thanks man, it really is hard trying to come up with new things, I've done so many different scenarios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I've made up my mind. I will lose 30 lbs by September 1st! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I would like to thank the O's for helping my team back into a tie for first place. Go O's!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 click on the "replies" number. ha.wow. im an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddys little skins fan Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 sweet sig, king. you see him at the 9:30 last month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i actually stole it from left coast:) well i askd him first...nah i wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 sweet sig, king. you see him at the 9:30 last month? I was there, that show as awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daddys little skins fan Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I was there, that show as awesome. you were only there because i allowed you to come with me. should have been there though, king, for real. it was a good show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 you were only there because i allowed you to come with me. Yes, what an honor it was to be in the presence of the great dlsf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 63 days until the first Mountaineer football game. 70 days until the first Redskins game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 63 days until the first Mountaineer football game. 70 days until the first Redskins game... 71 days... 63 days until the first UGA football game. 71 days until the first Cowboys game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 71 days until the first Cowboys LOSS. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Fixed Bwwwahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Fixed That's ok, I already know the Detroit Staffords are going 19-0 and winning the SB this season, so I won't have to worry about this year. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 That's ok, I already know the Detroit Staffords are going 19-0 and winning the SB this season, so I won't have to worry about this year. :cool: Nah, the Miami Pat Whites will beat the Lions in the SB. Pat White will throw for 4 tds, run for another 5, and will also throw a TD to himself, that's how fast he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i dont know how you guys use this site without turning off sigs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i dont know how you guys use this site without turning off sigs... Why they irritate you? You on dial up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i dont know how you guys use this site without turning off sigs... I just turned off sigs and avitars and it feels great. I did it the wacky posting day and won't go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I literally **** my pants the other day. It was awful. I had to pull into a Perkins and as I was getting out of my truck to run into the bathroom, it happened. Funny part, as I was opening the door (still ****ting my pants) I held the door for a pretty girl and was still able to flirt. I had to throw my new favorite underpants in the trash, no way around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Why they irritate you? You on dial up? lol nope not on dial up...they are just obnoxious to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 ...I had to throw my new favorite underpants in the trash, no way around it....Your new favorite underpants? I must be old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I literally **** my pants the other day. It was awful. It could always be worse;) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2373840 J Emerg Med. 1990 May-Jun;8(3):305-7.Links Acute management of the zipper-entrapped penis. Nolan JF, Stillwell TJ, Sands JP Jr. Department of Urology, Naval Hospital, San Diego, California 92134-5000. A zipper-entrapped penis is a painful predicament that can be made worse by overzealous intervention. Described is a simple, basic approach to release, that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 So sure enough, I'm on Cedar Lane in Bethesda across from NIH in the middle of the afternoon. And this very pretty young girl, looks to be about 17, stops her car and asks me if I know where a gas station is. I had to think for a moment, since there was no gas station real close. "Sure, just go up to the light at Old Georgetown Rd. and turn right. Go about a mile and there's an Exxon just on the other side of Wildwood Shopping Center," I said. She gives me this pained look. "I really just need a bathroom," she says. "Oh," I reply. "Well, see the building right there? It's an old-folks home. I think I'd just walk in there and use one of their bathrooms", I said. I pointed her to Carriage Hill Nursing Home right on the corner. "I won't get in trouble?", she asks. She has this worried, scared look. "Trouble? No. You know, it's like a retirement home. Just go in. Pretend your visiting your grandmother or something...", I said. She still looks worried. "Just park over there and go in. You'll be fine," I say, pointing to the parking area in the back. "...um, Okay." So she drives in the back. Parks. I see her walk to a side door, pull on it. It's locked. Next she's walking back to the lot, and she's on her cell phone. :doh: So I start walking to the Nursing Home. I see an old man coming out of the front. I ask and he tells me there's a receptionist in the front. I walk towards the back and she sees me and she walks towards me, still walking funny, and with a very pained, distressed look on her face. "Hi. I'm trying to help you out. There's the front door right over there. See it? There's a receptionist in there. Go in there, and ask if you can use their bathroom. Tell her it's an emergency. She'll let you," I say. "Really?", she asks. "Yeah, it'll be fine. Go ahead," I say. Okay", she says. So she walks to the front door. And now she's really walking funny. Basically, she's walking with her calves only, keeping her knees together. And she's hunched over slightly. Not three minutes later, she's walking out. She's practically skipping. She's happy. As she drives by me, she stops her car for a moment and she rolls down the passenger window. "Bye!', she says. She's smiling brightly. Bye-bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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