Blondie Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Q: What would I do if I were a girl for a day?A: I would jill-off for about 3 hours straight, just because I could. :laugh: I want to know what it feels like for you - it seems a lot more intense. Then I would go to a spa and try to pick another woman up. 3 hours????!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Where is the lavitra when I need it? Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Such a typical male answer True. But I haven't had time to reflect on the question, because I am trying to catch up on this thread. Sorry. I guess I would also go to places and see if people treated me differently just because I was a woman. I would spread rumors among the female populace about what a great lover the male version of me is. I would go to the bathroom with five friends and find out the real truth about why women need 20 minutes in there (I suspect there is a lounge with Chippendale dancers or something...) I would dress completely slutty, just to see the reaction on people's faces. Guys never get to be sex objects. Is that better Huly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 I would spread rumors among the female populace about what a great lover the male version of me is. Aren't rumors always lies? :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 True. But I haven't had time to reflect on the question, because I am trying to catch up on this thread. Sorry.I guess I would also go to places and see if people treated me differently just because I was a woman. I would spread rumors among the female populace about what a great lover the male version of me is. I would go to the bathroom with five friends and find out the real truth about why women need 20 minutes in there (I suspect there is a lounge with Chippendale dancers or something...) I would dress completely slutty, just to see the reaction on people's faces. Guys never get to be sex objects. Is that better Huly? Much better! And would you want to expierance PMS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Much better! And would you want to expierance PMS? No thanks - I already get migranes... I am not one of those that kids myself that women have it easy in life. But you do get to live about 7 years longer than we do on average, so that is some compensation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 PMS. Hmmmmmm. Stands for PUTTING up with MEN'S ****? Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I had to ask Predicto! Good answer though. I like that! What is the one thing you wish you could do that only women can do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 if you could have sex with any woman in the world, who would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I had to ask Predicto! Good answer though. I like that! What is the one thing you wish you could do that only women can do? A cartwheel? Nah. I wish men could be more frivolous without being accused of not being manly enough. Women can be both tough and silly - men have to be more guarded. Shania Twain put it well in the song "I Feel Like A Woman." So did Berlin, in the song "Sex." Why don't we get to dress up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 if you could have sex with any woman in the world, who would it be? I feel shallow for answering this. :laugh: Probably Alicia Keys or Adrianna Lima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 if you could have sex with any woman in the world, who would it be? Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Alba. Or both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Why do you guys think that it's gross when girls fart? You guys do it .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Why do you guys think that it's gross when girls fart? You guys do it .... Who said we think its gross? Girls are usually the ones who think its unladylike. And yes, we do fart - a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 the thing that annoys you the most about women? The fact that most women are zen budist masters of emotion while most of us men are bumbling idiots. For men, relationships can be like entering a knife fight with a toothpick. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsHokieFan Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 The fact that most women are zen budist masters of emotion while most of us men are bumbling idiots. For men, relationships can be like entering a knife fight with a toothpick. :laugh: Oh man, I am starting to go through that now :laugh: :doh: 10 minute phone calls about what she did the last 4 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Why do you guys think that it's gross when girls fart? You guys do it .... For some reason, I just can't get pass a woman farting. It just doesn't seem appropriate to me. But, if it's Diane Lane? She can give me a cheesecake and fart at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 For some reason, I just can't get pass a woman farting. It just doesn't seem appropriate to me. But, if it's Diane Lane? She can give me a cheesecake and fart at the same time. Then you and I would never be able to get along. I fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Then you and I would never be able to get along. I fart. It depends on your aroma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 It depends on your aroma. Haha ... If it smelled like roses then we'd be okay right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Haha ... If it smelled like roses then we'd be okay right? I prefer the aroma of a medium cooked sirloin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/wife? Nope. Ten years and going strong. Our agreement is if one of us were to decide to cheat we would come to the other and ask for a divorce. I believe in commitment and plan to stick by it. Don't get me wrong, I'm a man and I will LOOK!!!, but like an 80 yr old female once told me, It don't matter where you get your appetite at, long as you go home to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I prefer the aroma of a medium cooked sirloin. What kinda fart you talking about King? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 if you could relive any year of your life, which year would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 What kinda fart you talking about King? You know how it is Bob. Sometimes you smell what you ate the night before. If I could find a woman who farted the aroma of my chili? I would leave my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I prefer the aroma of a medium cooked sirloin. You shared steak with me at one of the tailgates .... I forgot who made that steak. Whoever made it makes a hell of a steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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