Grizz Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (9) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Haha! You can tell if they're yelling at the same kids. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 i find it hard to believe kids wrote these answers but they are amusing. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 Talk to me in 10 years, Theodore. We'll see what you have to say then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsD Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 The answer begins and ends with breast size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I was an early bloomer. I was in love at age 5. I dont know whats wrong with these kids, today ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I was an early bloomer.I was in love at age 5. I dont know whats wrong with these kids, today ! Scott Stapp was around then? ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Scott Stapp was around then? ...... Well....at least you're a patient man. I'll give you that. I know you've been waiting a long, long time to use that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Well....at least you're a patient man. I'll give you that.I know you've been waiting a long, long time to use that. not really... just kind of popped into my head. But I thought you might find it amusing yourself... no offense intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Scott Stapp was around then? ...... Pwned! That was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Pwned! That was hilarious. Pwned ? Was that a chess move ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (9) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (Will get married and divorced multiple times before settling down with a retired used car salesman in Tampa, FL) (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 (Will be arrested for getting a 14 yr old girl pregnate when he is 22) (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 (Will join seminary after college and become Pastor Howard.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 AND BEER ALAN!!!! They need to keep the BEER coming! God, dont they teach kids ANYTHING anymore? G/D public school systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Pwned ? Was that a chess move ? pwnt noob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 AND BEER ALAN!!!! They need to keep the BEER coming! God, dont they teach kids ANYTHING anymore? G/D public school systems. :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Kids do say the darndest things, even when Bill Cosby isn't around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 :laugh: Still funny even the 2nd time around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 AND BEER ALAN!!!! They need to keep the BEER coming! God, dont they teach kids ANYTHING anymore? G/D public school systems. Now there's some excellent morals. Teach your 10 year old to drink beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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