jrockster21 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 New Jack Hustla!! :laugh: The movie came out in 91 -- but I don't know if he wrote the song for the movie, or if it was already in existence...:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 New Jack Hustla!! :laugh: The movie came out in 91 -- but I don't know if he wrote the song for the movie, or if it was already in existence...:laugh: A classic song, hip hop or no. Absolutely a must-listen to someone who wants a review of 90s-00s music and sociological history. And I love that he doesn't over-glamorize it or mislead the new generations. Won't comment on my status beyond that. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Okay, let's not turn every thread into an Ice T thread. Back to Anchorman, or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Wake your punk ass up The MC Eiht's back in the mutha****ing house Kicking the straight gansta **** for teh 9-1 You know what I'm saying, yea Growing up in the hood, yea boy, 1984 Was the year my peers didn't know what was in store A little hard head kid came abade Time to pay my dues, learn the tricks of the trade And at home, it's the same ass story Mom's treat me like she don't even know me But my younger brother's got much clout I can't take this **** so I bones the hell out And roll wit the pack of wicked mutha****as No shorts are taken, we're down black brothers A little "n-word" wit no problems at all ****ed up and killed my first 8-ball Quick up the stairs so little sucker stop looking Stagger to the house so I can collect my whooping But watch out 'cause a little "n-word"'s up to no good Growin' up in the hood I got hard times and realize, ?(skate)? sometimes I wonder But it just seems that the hood could took me under Police sweat my tip and keep harrassing Trying to lock me up 'cause I keep on blasting Community trying to shut me out But the money keeps flowing and I got much clout Wit the cluckers, the brother back street punk suckers Try to break me out fool, you be a short mutha****a Always strapping, eager to peal a cap I set up a trap, put your foot to a nap 'Cause I grew up fast on the wrong side of the law So watch me take 2 to your jaw Don't enter my hood homeboy Not a robocop, a robogansta, ready to destroy I take chances 'cause life to be ain't no good Growin' up in the hood Life ain't nuttin but ****es and money Where I'm at if you're soft, you're lost Nuttin but ****es and money 1987, I'm back on the scene, out of jail, I'm legit And I'm ****ing up **** I'm ready to peal a sucker's cap And I heard that my hood was making snaps As I precede to make my riches Just like the neighborhood kingpin, pimp, and all these ****es Task force trying to roll deep But I'm playing these punk fools cheap Niggas rolled by and try to blast, it didn't work I seen the bullets flying and fool, I hit the dirt Bullets fly through the window Hits my brother, down goes my mother As I'm rolling, I'm hitting my switches Looking for the punk ass, sons of ****es I found them, before I kill 'em, I said you ****ed up good Got ta handle that, growin' up in the hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Wake your punk ass upThe MC Eiht's back in the mutha****ing house Kicking the straight gansta **** for teh 9-1 You know what I'm saying, yea Growing up in the hood, yea boy, 1984 Was the year my peers didn't know what was in store A little hard head kid came abade Time to pay my dues, learn the tricks of the trade And at home, it's the same ass story Mom's treat me like she don't even know me But my younger brother's got much clout I can't take this **** so I bones the hell out And roll wit the pack of wicked mutha****as No shorts are taken, we're down black brothers A little "n-word" wit no problems at all ****ed up and killed my first 8-ball Quick up the stairs so little sucker stop looking Stagger to the house so I can collect my whooping But watch out 'cause a little "n-word"'s up to no good Growin' up in the hood I got hard times and realize, ?(skate)? sometimes I wonder But it just seems that the hood could took me under Police sweat my tip and keep harrassing Trying to lock me up 'cause I keep on blasting Community trying to shut me out But the money keeps flowing and I got much clout Wit the cluckers, the brother back street punk suckers Try to break me out fool, you be a short mutha****a Always strapping, eager to peal a cap I set up a trap, put your foot to a nap 'Cause I grew up fast on the wrong side of the law So watch me take 2 to your jaw Don't enter my hood homeboy Not a robocop, a robogansta, ready to destroy I take chances 'cause life to be ain't no good Growin' up in the hood Life ain't nuttin but ****es and money Where I'm at if you're soft, you're lost Nuttin but ****es and money 1987, I'm back on the scene, out of jail, I'm legit And I'm ****ing up **** I'm ready to peal a sucker's cap And I heard that my hood was making snaps As I precede to make my riches Just like the neighborhood kingpin, pimp, and all these ****es Task force trying to roll deep But I'm playing these punk fools cheap Niggas rolled by and try to blast, it didn't work I seen the bullets flying and fool, I hit the dirt Bullets fly through the window Hits my brother, down goes my mother As I'm rolling, I'm hitting my switches Looking for the punk ass, sons of ****es I found them, before I kill 'em, I said you ****ed up good Got ta handle that, growin' up in the hood I'll go ahead and do it. I claim myself as PWNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Great Odin's Raven! By the hammer of Thor! You've got a dirty whorish mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankbones Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 You're a dirty, smelly pirate hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. " "agree to disagree" "The human torch was denied a bank loan"---think that's someone's sig the name wes mantooth. them singing afternoon delight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Mmm...this burrito is good but it is filling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 IThe entire Owen/(what's his name) Wilson/Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughan/ Will Ferrell complex is on point. They've been nicknamed the Frat Pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "Son of a bee-sting!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "I am gonna straight-up murder your ass!" "It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!" (I'm cracking up just thinking about this quote. :laugh: ) Here's the entire scene: Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh! Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick _____________________ "Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off." "We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner." "Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you! [runs away] " "This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous!" "Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast! Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch! Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident! Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder." _______________ "Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Brick Tamland: I don't know." "Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live." "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded." C'mon Nibbs, you can't tell me you didn't find Brick somewhat funny. Personally I thought he was hilarious. This is awesome. I'm laughing so hard at these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard saunders Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 'When in Rome' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Dave Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 That's how I roll! Best scene of the whole movie... and it's a damn good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I literally don't remember finding the "Growing up in the Hood" lyrics. Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeesburgSkinFan Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ed Harken: [on the phone] I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Wow. That REALLY ESCALATED QUICKLY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "Go **** yourselves San Diego" "I hate you Ron Burgandy, you poopy mouth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obibyn23 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Mmm...this burrito is good but it is filling! LOL the funniest part about that is the fact its a huge Burrito with like one bite taken out of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obibyn23 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I am personally a Brick Tamland fan... "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!" "Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store?" "I pooped a hammer" "Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!" "I love... carpet" "I love... desk." RON-"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? " "I love lamp." RON-"Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?" "I love lamp! I love lamp." "he said heinie!" "I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches." "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded." "Any moment now, a stork will come in with the new baby panda. Let's just see if I can see what's going on there." [looks through the crowd at the panda giving birth] "Oh God..." [starts crying] "No... I don't understand..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obibyn23 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Some others... Ron quotes: "It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. Why, to be honest with you, Brian, it smells like pure gasoline." "It's all right, my sweet chinchilla" "I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it." "By the beard of Zeus!" "I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady." Brian Fantana: Well, is this a shortcut or what? Brick Tamland: [laughing] Okay. Brian Fantana: Where is the suit store? We've been walking for forty-five minutes! Champ Kind: Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut. Brick Tamland: Fantastic! Ron Burgundy: Well, is it a shortcut or not? Brick Tamland: Okay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ugh....it's so hot...milk was a bad choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Dave Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 WAIT! WAIT! I have something to say! Brian! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY... AHHHGHGHGHHRRHRH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Dave Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ugh....it's so hot...milk was a bad choice. Brick... my sweet Brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obibyn23 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ugh....it's so hot...milk was a bad choice. LOL Forgot about that one..also right before that one in the same scene, you got to love... "Hey lady in the red hat......*moans*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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