RonJeremy Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 So, I scheduled my annual physical for this morning and when I arrive at the office they said the doctor had an emergency and he was out today. :mad: The receptionist asked if I would mind seeing the Nurse Practioner instead...ok, no problem. Just a physical. So, some other nurse checks my vitals, weighs me, etc. Then the Nurse Practioner rolls in....uhh, ohhh....she is a friend from college. Never dated her but partied with her and hung out with her A LOT! I hadn't talked to her in about five years, last I heard she was working in the ER at the local Hospital. When we finish "catching up" she checks my reflexes, looks in my ears, and then she tells me she needs to check me for a hernia.... :doh: Next thing I know she is sitting on a stool and asking me to drop my pants down around my ankles. She got to see the "Legend of Ron Jeremy" up close and personal. After the turning my head and coughing is over there was an awkward silkence. She then excused herself from the room and said she would be back to discuss the results of the physical. This whole scene is about the equilvalent of having one of the ladies of Extremeskins that I tailgate with check me for hernia. When I left that office, I felt.... :owned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Wow, this is a great story!!! :laugh: Look at the bright side.....if there is one.....she didn't do a prostate exam on you. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Dude... :doh: That is rough. But if the Legend of Ron Jeremy is to be... Be loud and proud and remember, she was on your nuts! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Wow, this is a great story!!! :laugh:Look at the bright side.....if there is one.....she didn't do a prostate exam on you. :laugh: she did ask me if there is a family history of prostate cancer...I quickly said NO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: dam what a story, that is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 So she didn't check your prostate ? I thought mr. RJ would enjoy that :laugh: She must have been good looking enough for you to not have said "ah, I just remembered I've got a very important call to make" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 She had to excuse herself because she was swooning at the "Legend" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 This whole scene is about the equilvalent of having one of the ladies of Extremeskins that I tailgate with check me for hernia. so uh...ron jeremy....did i tell you i started taking nursing classes at the local Y ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Monk Fan Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Reason number one to attend college out of state and then move away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Dude... :doh: That is rough. But if the Legend of Ron Jeremy is to be... Be loud and proud and remember, she was on your nuts! :laugh: She sure was!!! :laugh: :doh: So she didn't check your prostate ? I thought mr. RJ would enjoy that :laugh:She must have been good looking enough for you to not have said "ah, I just remembered I've got a very important call to make" She is good looking...I have a weakness for Blonde's. She had to excuse herself because she was swooning at the "Legend" :laugh: I did notice she had a little grin on her face when she left...I guess I could take that either way... :paranoid: so uh...ron jeremy....did i tell you i started taking nursing classes at the local Y ? ohhh my! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 The REAL Ron Jeremy would have seized the opportunity when it presented itself... c'mon you've seen his movies Have to say I'm a bit dissapointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Just think positively for a second. Unlike college ,you didn't even need to get her drunk to touch your thing... :laugh: Then again, you don't need to get today's college girls drunk, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 When will unsonny have the own3d pic up for the extremeskins ladies to see??? I assure you Bugs' or I have no interest. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Wow great story RJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 The REAL Ron Jeremy would have seized the opportunity when it presented itself... c'mon you've seen his movies Have to say I'm a bit dissapointed Now that you mention it...it does like a scene from a porno movie...the only thing missing was some cheesy music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallntfox Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 After I stop laughing I will think up something witty to say...it might be awhile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 The REAL Ron Jeremy would have seized the opportunity when it presented itself... c'mon you've seen his movies Have to say I'm a bit dissapointed :laugh::laugh: that's why RJ is his 'alter ego' "but she did laugh a little when she was leaving the room" :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSF Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 :doh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Great story! How lucky were you today?! Good job! You made it through the ordeal:applause: I think this owneage deserves a few ! Happy NEW YEAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 She is good looking...I have a weakness for Blonde's. So uh...Ron Jeremy....did I tell you that this is my natural haircolor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsD Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 She had to excuse herself because she was swooning at the "Legend" :laugh: LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I take it this Ron Jeremy is hung? I don't know why I'm asking but it makes this story a lot funnier if he was. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknsnation Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 dude that is one funny story,thanks for sharing:eaglesuck :eaglesuck :eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugs' Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Only could happen to you my friend.....was it cold or did you just get out of the pool and shrinkage was involved? Why did you feel owned.....unless...... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Only could happen to you my friend.....was it cold or did you just get out of the pool and shrinkage was involved?Why did you feel owned.....unless...... :doh: ------------> O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I take it this Ron Jeremy is hung?I don't know why I'm asking but it makes this story a lot funnier if he was. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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