Blondie Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Originally Posted by RonJeremy=This whole scene is about the equilvalent of having one of the ladies of Extremeskins that I tailgate with check me for hernia. OK ladies. Line forms to the right. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 The real question you never answered. . . Did you get a stiffy? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 [ So uh...Ron Jeremy....did I tell you that this is my natural haircolor? ohhhh really! Only could happen to you my friend.....was it cold or did you just get out of the pool and shrinkage was involved?Why did you feel owned.....unless...... :doh: it was warm in the room The real question you never answered. . . Did you get a stiffy? :laugh: let's just say if she kept the examination going too much longer...I may have put her eye out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeythetapeworm Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I take it this Ron Jeremy is hung?I don't know why I'm asking but it makes this story a lot funnier if he was. :laugh: First TO, now our own Ron Jeremy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallntfox Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 [let's just say if she kept the examination going too much longer...I may have put her eye out! And then who would have been OWN3D ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 let's just say if she kept the examination going too much longer...I may have put her eye out! :rotflmao: Did she give you her business card with her cell# afterward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Are you sure the nurse was not Unsonny in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 My guess is that Mr. Winkie wasn't shy today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 RJ is home with Halter's koozie right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 You know what would be even worse? If she was a redskin fan and signed up on this board (if she hasn't already) and read this very thread.... :laugh: Now that I have you paranoid....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 You know what would be even worse? If she was a redskin fan and signed up on this board (if she hasn't already) and read this very thread....:laugh: Now that I have you paranoid....... LOL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Great thread .. i dont know what i would of done in that situation :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Ouch...Way ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supafly Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 so were you "happy" to see her? Why no, no thats not a banana in your hand Should have told her: "ok now its my turn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 She hasn't called back yet has she Ron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 RJ.. This guys feels your pain Bro!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightForOldDC21 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 haha thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Chaos47 Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 The main question... is she hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 RJ.. This guys feels your pain Bro!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You guys are killing me! Captain Chaos - she is pretty hot and that wasn't making the situation better. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 29, 2005 Author Share Posted December 29, 2005 Should have told her: "ok now its my turn" :laugh: Wish I had thought to say that...I am usually quick with that stuff but the whole situation had me a bit speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Only could happen to you my friend.....was it cold or did you just get out of the pool and shrinkage was involved?Why did you feel owned.....unless...... :doh: He did mention she left with a 'little' grin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 :laugh: Wish I had thought to say that...I am usually quick with that stuff but the whole situation had me a bit speechless. When I drop my pants for a lady usually it is HER that is speechless Of course I can always use sign language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 All Ron knows is, when he went in there, his special tattoo said 'TINY', but by the time his nurse practitioner friend left, it said 'Ticonderoga, NY' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Classic! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted December 30, 2005 Author Share Posted December 30, 2005 All Ron knows is, when he went in there, his special tattoo said 'TINY', but by the time his nurse practitioner friend left, it said 'Ticonderoga, NY' :point2sky :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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