CobraCommander

Austin. As in Ekeler.

3rd down protection pass catching RB is what we need to spell Brian Robinson.

Look at me. I’m a genius.

Ekeler is a great pickup for us. He can catch the ball out of the backfield which is invaluable for a rookie QB

For the life of me I can’t figure out how we went the last four years without a real Lber when two of our coaches were linebackers. It boggles the mind.

He would pick the skinniest one.

So JJ Mcarthy is the Derek Zoolander of the draft?

I never once thought about going to spring break when I was in college.

I only care that his hands are bigger than Kenny Picket’s.

The combine is trending towards a ratings flop if QBs don’t participate.

You’re way off.

This is a league where it literally only takes 1 year to turn it around. See Texans for proof. If we can draft a good QB we can make the playoffs. Why rest on your laurels? It makes no sense.

So the plan is to field another ****ty roster? Why do that? It's not like we don't have the cap space.

I don’t know how we can NOT be active in free agency. We can’t possibly fill all our holes with draft picks.

Me but with chess

Not if I bomb my interview. 😘

Oh for ****s sake. Get back on a plane to Ashburn and start working on a plan to not be ranked 32nd in the league by players. This **** goes both ways. If I’m a kid about to get drafted what is it about the Commanders that makes me want to play for you? Because right now I’d rather play for 31 other franchises based on your employee reviews.

I think a step in the right direction would be to completely overhaul Ashburn and make it a place players want to practice and fans want to watch their team at. I’m sure it’s fine and all but we need a facility to rival SEC teams facilities with the staff to go along. Just heard they got an F- for family comfort at games and team facilities. Please do better. Free agents will not come here.

They won’t sell it to them. Probably lease with taxpayer funded money for a new stadium.

RIP King.

Ah yes Miatas and Wranglers. Both known for being cars loved by gay men. Perfect for wooing women.

That was your work wife. Well I take it you’re not married. But you were her work husband. You ruined that sacred bond. Also it’s been said once in here already but….

I’ve never leased a mattress and turned it in for a new model. I say mattresses are very different. I don’t get emails from mattressemax telling me my mattress has decrease 9% in value in a month.

I understand the car market fluctuates due to demand/ supply, used car market, private sellers and increasing online auction sales. What I don’t understand was why this applied to buying a mattress. I bought one at a mattress warehouse or something like that in my twenties and I was not prepared for the hassle. There’s no used mattress market. People aren’t auctioning rare ones online for 10 times their msrp 30 years ago. to my knowledge there’s never been a shortage of mattresses. Why the hell are salesmen involved? Needless to say I’ve never been back to one of those places.

All hippies are boomers but not all boomers are hippies.