moondog

I feel so much momentum from the defense right now. That flag killed a lot of it but the offense NEEDS to capitalize right now.

I understand the hate for Milne as a PR but the dude has sure hands. I’ll take that all day. But…they need to start having Gibson catching like 50 punts per practice. Dotson would be nice to. Maybe just put him in a wheelchair in practice and drop balls to him from a drone 🤣🤕

I have a Pinocchio Weiner right meow.

Jon Allen just gave me a boner. We better get a sack here.

Is there literally ANY debate that we should re-sign him? Dude is 7-3 in his last 10. He’s a great backup, especially if we keep this regime. Up his guarantees a bit from the last contract and call it good. I suppose if you wanna go ultra cheap with a rookie and Howell at the position but I think I’d rather have Heinicke for a lot of reasons.

Just saw Holcomb AND Mayo are out. Which sucks. But I know we ran 1LB basically the whole game last week to maximize our best players on the field but man, it certainly doesn’t give me a warm fuzzy.

Your eyes doth deceive you, my friend.

Oh look. The offense we could have run all ****ing day but instead called a scared ass game the whole time.

Scott turner once again showing why he should be an OC in high school at best.

Damn it! The colts benched Ryan.

Their first three plays, especially motioning out both backs, are exactly what we should be doing on offense.

Turner is a clown and must go. With all the speed and versatility on this offense (Gibson, jd, Samuel) it should be one of the most capable of overcoming a weak pass protecting line. These guys are easy chess pieces to create mismatches all over the field for quick and easy completions. Any idiot fan can tell that Samuel should be in motion all over the field and getting the ball in various ways. As should the other two. Motioning Samuel into the backfield for Carries/screens/decoy etc with one of the RB’s back there to lead block. Getting the RB’s matched up with LB’s. This is third grade level, I have better toys then you so I’m going to find ways to get them the ball in space. The fact that this, even as just a general concept, seems completely lost on turner is mind blowing. What’s even crazier is that actually seemed to be what we were doing week 1 against Jacksonville. And it worked. And everyone was excited. It’s like Turner needed an entire offseason to script one gameplan then completely forgot everything about it.

Woulda been nice to have mclaurin run a slant or vertical on that play turner smh. Woulda been 6

Holy ****ing ****. A slant? To terry? Do my eyes deceive me?!?

Norwell looks like a butthole. **** that guy.

Norwell: my job is to block. Would be a shame if I fell down and got obliterated here.

Hey clown show. We finally have figured out McKissic and Gibson on underneath routes can do damage. Let’s hit them to gain 10-12 yards on 2nd and 18.

I think his terribleness on kick returns is in peoples minds. He’s more than serviceable as a punt returner. But as a kickoff returner, dude should NEVER leave the end zone. He’s garbage there. You need a burner.

Take a ****in shot here.

This **** is garbage. Refs can eat my unbleached butthole.

Ayyyy we are doing things. Kinda. But we still suck. But we are winning. But we still suck. Let’s pray we suck less. And win. Lol

Our offense is the equivalent of an unkempt sweaty taint. Hope this makes someone laugh. We need it. Smh.

Also how the **** is James lofton an announcer? The guy is a deserving HOFer but seriously can’t speak intelligently about anything to save his life. I’ll gladly take a paycheck to speak at a 1st grade level.

I ****ing hate this ****. Same as last week. First and long and we just waste a play running up the guy. Put McKissic out there and pick up 8-10 on a pass on first down. Another dog**** terribly called drive.

- Turner is absolute trash - Jackson is absolute trash - Most the rest could be really good with decent coaching