Spaceman Spiff

Was there for Win 500! Nosebleeds, saw that big run by Portis develop, it was great. 1st win for Gibbs II.

Going down a deep Youtube black hole, I forgot Bill Cartwright almost killed Charles Barkley.

Whats that thing hanging down from Colin Sexton's hair? Looks like a wannabe Jedi.

Jeff Green for MVP!

I liked the opening scene on the train, that was good. I'll give it another shot.

Probably the best recruiting line anywhere, ever. Can't really say no to that.

Without Durant they clearly aren't the frontrunners, but they're still contenders. But they've at least got him for this year, so let it ride and enjoy it. I think if they want to keep him around, the best thing they can do is win another title. Winning cures everything, even in house fighting. Is anyone going to care about this in June when the GSW are ripping through whatever eastern conference team steps up to get smacked down in the Finals?

Lmao, yeah, 2/5 of the all-star team down and they look like any other nba team. GSW trying to nerf the world to keep Durant happy might be their downfall, or at least the beginning of it. The 30 for 30 in 2025 will be great. GSW doesn't seem to remember that they were a championship team before Durant, too.

This does look good. Season 1 was fantastic, Season 2, I couldn't make it past the 2nd episode.

Would loooooooove to know what Draymond said. Would love to have been a fly on that wall in the locker room yesterday. None of the big 4 sports do drama as good as the NBA. I don't think the NBA has the best product, but they certainly have the best offseason and soap opera **** going on, hands down. EDIT: Deadspin isn't that great these days, but they're usually still good for stuff like this. https://deadspin.com/the-warriors-only-weakness-seems-to-be-them-arguing-wit-1830421021

I'd like to agree. Heart says yes, mind says no.

So you're an expert in training and protocol? I mean, if we're going that route I'd assume that having a guy on his chest with your gun in his back and instructing him not to move should be more closely examined by an officer arriving on the scene instead of just firing off shots. I'm not even bringing the racial implications into this, although that's probably the easiest thing to do. The NRA has long been supporting "a good guy with a gun will stop active shooter situations," and this is a situation that completely pisses all over that narrative. Here's a good guy with a gun who lost his life for doing the right thing and being a hero, all because someone had an itchy trigger finger.

That sounds like a good summary of what happened, yes.

I'll have you know that "dagger" is part of my lexicon.

Wizards drinking game, take a shot every time Buckhantz tries to crawl further up Jeff Green's ass.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/25243455/nba-power-rankings-our-expert-panel-ranks-league-30-teams-ahead-week-5 There's no comp between a pretender like Carmelo and an all time great like Paul Pierce.

I'm happy that Carmelo's career in the NBA is screeching to a halt.

So they're ****ed. Man, Ernie needs to go.

Right, but if the Wizards are going to try to detonate this thing and trade everyone, his contract isn't that desirable right?

In the NBA, can a team like the Wizards eat some of Otto's contract? Or would the team they're trading him to have to take on the entire thing?

I tried watching this and couldn't get into it. Basically a British dude that says "Mom" or "Mother" literally every other word. **** everything. I'm going to start Breaking Bad again soon. Can't find anything else worth watching.

What about Cam Sims though? Get another Alabama guy out there. Dude flashed in the preseason, I hope he's not going to be forgotten and lost in the shuffle. Even though it'd be pretty hard to get lost in this mix, it's still the Redskins.

Count me in favor of having as little as information as possible released about these people. That's not realistic, unfortunately.