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Mom got me like: AH GREAT VALUE, F it. I'm not Italian. First try. We'll see how it goes. All the rest of the stuff is in the fridge.

Making my mom's spaghetti recipe with her tomorrow. Nervous. Definitely the most pressure I've had cooking ever. Except that one time where I had too many coals and put the chicken leg quarters on too early. The Russians call it, "Tsar Bomba". Mom is gonna call me out like 85 times for putting on too much/too little spice and slight time management flaws. I love it.

Knew about that fight as it happened. I refuse to watch that fight. Or read about it, or look at pics of it. The headline is enough. But let's force everything in to everything. Women can be wideouts running crossing patterns in the NFL, or run with Delta hopping over terrain. Men can suddenly say they feel like a woman and smash all your records...and your ****ing brains in. Woo!!! Finally, a utopia.

I was watching, and listening, to "Ryan Hall Y'all" on Youtube the whole time. I recommend that channel for any hardcore weather person. His live broadcasts during the serious storms are stuff of legend. He, and we, his audience...thought the legendary Tornado Chaser Reed Timmer, had died. Ryan stopped his tornado coverage to see if, in Fact, Reed was dead. Reed ended up being ok. It was hilarious, in hindsight. I shed some tears, in the moment...being an Okie. Listen to it in your pocket as you're doing work. **** starts at 7 hours 49 minutes in to this vid.

I got pink eye the day after the Razor Ramon vs. Sean Michaels ladder match. My family hosted a party for the Pay Per View. All the kids at the party, wrestled for a few hours before the PPV started - we (even us kids) knew it was fake. I was 12 years old. We watched that match and died. I woke up 10 hours later and had pink eye. Pink eye. I haven't been more hyped for wrestling right now, as I've been since around 1999. Thinking about ordering Wrestlemania, but they better ****ing make a bombshell change out of it. Like the Attitude Era change. Do it.

In the past 72 hours I went from fired, to rehired, to performing in an almost show-off manner, to having backing to be a revolutionary. So many of the best people are secretly wanting me to take a bigger role. God dammit. The buildup to this is why I've been incredibly irritable lately. Sorry @extremeskins tailgate.

Scott Hall got away with playing Latin Face his whole career.

My dogs all switched their sleeping behavior around that age. My male chi used to sleep against me, around 6 he needs to be a few feet away to sleep. My female chi used to sleep against my legs, around 6 she needs to be a foot or 2 away. My Maltese used to sleep far away from me, but now sleeps right next to me. My theory is I either rolled on top of them by accident, my Maltese saw the new opportunity of taking their place against me, or they simply had a sudden change of preference. All of them are in good health. I'd roll with it. A urinary tract infection or bladder issue is not out of the question, however. If you sense that, go to the vet's.

Talked to mom and dad last night, dad's still sharp at 79. We talked at length about the time I got bit in the face by an Akita when I was 7. End of the conversation was "that attack was the greatest lesson I ever received." Never again.

Ayyye angry thread. Best drumming in Wrestling history. Latin drumming to perfection. Or are you going to reference My Little Jacket as the best. Who knows with yall! Let's go!

Got to love how passive aggressive these two posts are. Are you ****ing serious? What in the **** are those lyrics passive aggressive towards? An addiction? His own self? Stupid.

Talked for hours with my dad last night, about his experience flying Stratotankers over the North Pole during the Cuban Missile Crisis. He said this is the closest it has been since then. Worrisome.

Yes. So how is that whiney and passive-aggressive? #womansplain

If you watched wrestling in the 80s and early 90s, you know that big-named wrestlers would routinely have matches with "jobbers" (no-namers who were there to get their asses kicked). This changed it all. A jobber beat a superstar. Sean Waltman, the winner, immediately had a fued with Razor...then joined the NWO and DX as "X-Pac". Scott Hall basically added jet fuel to Waltman's career, while also ending the jobber era at the same time.

Is that a character in Inglorious Basterds? 😄 Gotta say, the more I watch the Manson family vs. Pitt/Leo scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, the more I think it's the GOAT scene in movie history. Empire's Hoth battle and final lightsaber duel. Final lightsaber duel in ROTJ. Pulp Fiction apartment scene. Almost any scene in T2. That Manson scene is insanely good.

It's about the struggle of alcoholism. You either are trolling beyond belief, or a mega bamma. Adam Jones would guitar circles around you. Would Cobain?

Damn straight I am. Because if I said that **** to them I'd get fired, and have to abandon all the hundreds of animals that love me. It's a vent. **** an employer and **** a bull**** co-worker. I have one mission, to be the best in the world at what I do. What's your point?

I like Bill Burr's take on Nirvana.... They destroyed the 80s party take from teenagers by being depressed victims, but they were passive aggressive about it. God damn **** is the precursor to what we have now. Wahhh. Except Tool. Tool is like your Godfather telling you to shut the **** up and destroy.

God dammit. I remember his first promo, his first apperance on WCW. Both phenomenal. Great ring worker, one of the GOATs. Sad tonight. Aye...yo.

How the **** do you drink that much whiskey and spend your days posting CNN and MSNBC articles? Dance to some music or fight a stranger. Jesus Christ.

I will say this. I'm not a fan of Biden (or Trump, just so I don't get blitzkrieged by this tip of the left wing forum), but the last thing he said about Russia using chemical weapons was boss-level.

If someone would just pop Pootin, the s*** would be over. You'll be famous forever, Comrade. Do it.

How hard do you work? How incredibly stressful is it? Admittingly I know nothing about this s***. It seems like a bunch of condescending, nobody asses making fun of hard mfs. Are you somebody? Do you post here then show your face and tell these dudes they are idiots? To their faces? No. God damn typers.

Bout to get a good bit of snow. 1-3 inches. Then a quick melt.