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I feel like the Dodgers rumors are classic Boras market-making and nothing more. I think its the Rangers or Nats still. The $80M in deferred money gives me a small amount of hope.

Bump for no reason.

The dumbest thing about that tweet is “getting out of Soto’s shadow” while acknowledging he’ll be playing with Harper.

Sure looks like besties with Harper.

Maybe Stephen Miller can draft an executive order that applies strict gun control only to brown people?

Current state of the ballpark.

Holy. ****ing. Hell. This is the best.

I just started The Expanse. About 3 episodes in. Wife is more into SciFi than I am, but giving it a shot. Any opinions if you've gotten further?

By a narrow margin, I'd go Rendon. Having Rendon 3 / Soto 4 for the next few years is too good to pass up.

Jeez, Pearl Harbor and NAS Pensacola 2 days apart? WTF.

The Lerners can afford anything they want.

Kane fined, not suspended.

The Venn diagram of these Republicans and gun-nuts that use the word tyranny in every sentence is a concentric circle drawn by a toddler.

As a pro bono thing, for the past 2+ years I've been working with a guy that has been in prison for 28 years. They have TV and stuff, they aren't in a time capsule. They have a convenience store too, it's called a commissary. I haven't seen it, I imagine it's like a 7-11 but 3 times as expensive. And no, if someone has been in for decades, they don't go back because it's "simpler." If they got 20+ years, then they've just spent a lot of that time being model inmates so they can get the **** out. The LAST thing they want is to go back. If they go back it's because they can't make ends meet on the outside (because prison did not prepare them for employment and because of societal views of felons) and have to do something to survive.

Two things: (1) tomorrow is picture day for my 4 year old daughter. For some reason, wife asked me what she should wear. Obv, I said her Nats shirt, so that is happening. (2) today is Cyber Monday, the day I get all of my xmas shopping done. Sneak peak at PB on Xmas: YOU GET NATS STUFF AND YOU GET NATS STUFF EVERYBODY GETS NATS STUFF

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/12/1/20989336/private-prisons-states-bans-califonia-nevada-colorado Private prisons face an uncertain future as states turn their backs on the industry

T minus 90 minutes for the 3 day turkey cook.

Synopsis: Scandinavian queen of small fjord village, who is also an ice witch, and her neurotic muggle sister, a sentient snowman, and some dude with a sinister relationship with a reindeer go on a magical adventure to save the small village from devastation unrelated to global warming. There are songs. Oh, so many songs. None of which meet the bar set by “Let it Go” but which my four year old daughter will nevertheless be singing in perpetuity. The sentient snowman has a heart wrenching death scene until you remember he is made of snow and ****ing magic and is therefore immortal. If you wait until after the credits, there is a bonus scene, which is just Bob Iger counting money and laughing maniacally.

The 22 hour turkey cook has begun.

Just the knife, they didn’t cut the pizza all the way through. Jerkface!

And the carcass and guts for turkey stock.

Brine for 24 hours.

Anyone starting Thxgiving prep yet? Imma soue vide the bird this year, so I have to break it down, then brine it for a day, then cook it for 24 hours. Yes, that’s an old fashioned.