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When Howie hit the GS, I jumped up and yelled "**** YES!" so loud, my dog went running out of the room, I woke up my daughter up a floor up, and I woke up my wife TWO floors up. Daughter was confused and scared. Wife knew exactly what was up.

That's because the historically bad parts of our bullpen stayed in the bullpen in save situations. Tons of credit to Davey and the Big 3 for managing around the deficiencies.

MLB.com had Davey as the favorite yesterday. https://www.mlb.com/news/bbwaa-awards-finalists-prediction-for-2019

Mine is that nobody swam in a fountain.

Now, after having spent the last 30 minutes parsing Zimm's comments with my lawyer colleagues, we have decided that Zimm's comments were written by legal counsel and were carefully crafted to make Trump think he was saying nice things about him, but are actually perfectly neutral. In fact, the phrase "and continuing to make America the greatest country to live in the world" could be interpreted as a sneaky jab at Trump. We got nothing for Kurt though.

I mean, I feel like that is pretty much a baseline cliche you could say without pissing anyone off. I haven't seen Zuk wearing a MAGA hat and now I am going to specifically avoid the internet for several days so I never do. Can someone interpret this for me. ❓

Should i watch game 6 again, or game 7?

This reminds me of me after game 6 when we won and i was VERY drunk and I was trying to buy tickets for game 7 (only $450 on stubhub) and my friends had to remind me the game was in Houston.

Greetings wonderful people. It’s 20 hours later and I am still delerious with glee and bourbon.

Just FYI, today is my birthday, so this is a pretty ****ing amazing birthday.

6 outs

I'm most worried that if the Nats don't get some runs early, Greinke will get through 5 and hand it off to Cole for the next 3-4 innings.

Flask?

I alternate bourbon days and yayo days to keep me calm and also alert and productive.

Finish. The. Fight.

Game 7. Scherzer. #finishthefight

Dan Kolko is HOT.

Post game show is insane. Lol.

Love Davey. **** Joe Torre.

Wicket would beat the **** out of Boba Fett in a fight.

I agree with this. Ball and strikes is a black and white concept. It's binary. Either the ball crossed the plate in the zone, or it did not. First, umps are too inconsistent even when they are trying their best, it's just too hard for a human to do correctly and consistently. Second, a pitcher should not get to "earn" a call because the hitter has no concept of what has been earned. Third, the concept of a catcher "framing" a pitch is ****ing ridiculous.... a ball crossed the plate outside the zone, but the catcher did some **** to make it a strike? WTF is that? And don't even get me started on umpire's need for attention and constant need to measure dicks with the talent that people came to watch. If the technology exists to make the game more fair, less arbitrary, and less dependent on fallible humans and their enormous ego's, it should be instituted immediately.

I think Boba Fett is the most overrated Star Wars character, because he looks cool AF and has a badass job. But he didn't really do **** in the movies other than look cool. That said, if Disney told me my job was to write a series of shows or movies that builds out a minor character's backstory, and I can do whatever I want, I would pick Boba Fett and I would make him a ruthless killer and psychopath. Disney would be like "oookay, maybe not right for our brand PB."