afparent Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation POSTED: 12:04 pm EDT October 2, 2004 UPDATED: 12:21 pm EDT October 2, 2004 MIAMI -- A woman is suing Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport. She says he invaded her privacy by breaking into her dorm room and defecating in her closet. Mary McCarthy sued yesterday in a state court in Miami. Criminal charges were settled in October 2002 when Davenport agreed to perform community service. He denied breaking into the Barry University dormitory. Police say they were told that Davenport entered a dorm room at the small Catholic university in suburban Miami in the early morning hours of April 1. Mary McCarthy says she was asleep in the room. She told police she was startled awake by a strange sound and saw a man squatting in her closet. Police said the man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket. http://www.local10.com/sports/3778731/detail.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Now that's what I call a full back(side)!!! Wakka, wakka, wakka!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rigginsbiggins44 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Now that's funny, she must have really ticked him off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 probably a hazing stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Thats sick. I'd kick his @ss if he crapped in my laundry basket - or I'd try to kick his @ss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepea436 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 WTF?!?! There had to have been a thought process that went in to that. At some point, he had to decide that crapping in her laundry basket was what was going to happen, then had to build the nerve to do it.......Oh, and I guess he had to wait untilo he was ready to go too!! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 This is both so wrong and so funny at the same time. haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by CandaceM23 Thats sick. I'd kick his @ss if he crapped in my laundry basket - or I'd try to kick his @ss! But then you'd have to clean your shoe.:puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 This story is so funny. It reminds me of something that someone I know did to someone's toothbrush and shampoo. Now that was some sweet revenge. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Police said the man, later identified as Davenport, had defecated in her laundry basket. does that mean her clothes are %$#ty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooper Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Come on, who hasn't woke up and seen a pro athlete taking a dump in their closet? I'm so sick of these ridiculous lawsuits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepea436 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by Hooper Come on, who hasn't woke up and seen a pro athlete taking a dump in their closet? I'm so sick of these ridiculous lawsuits. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMFG!!!! That was the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time:notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINtil8tin Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by Destino This is both so wrong and so funny at the same time. haha! :laugh: Agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Actually, Davenport was still in school, or at least not a pro at the time. This could have been a lot of things--a girl that made him mad(still stupid.) A prank or stunt of some kind or maybe he was incredibly ridiculously drunk or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Montana Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 I remember when this story first broke a few years ago. That's some funny sh1t. It sounds like something you would see on Chappelle Show. I could see them doing some skit where Tron does this. :pooh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 Originally posted by Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin This could have been a lot of things--a girl that made him mad(still stupid.) A prank or stunt of some kind or maybe he was incredibly ridiculously drunk or something. Dear God, WTF was he drinking that he would be soooooo wasted that he mistook the laundry basket for a bathroom and took a :pooh: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
National Defense Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 yes, but did he use a sock to wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 so the beeeyaach needs a new wardrobe.... give her the cash and move on.... this is very funny though......and sick too...but very funny..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted October 5, 2004 Share Posted October 5, 2004 i had a friend staying over at my place and she was half asleep and went to the bathroom in my hallway closet....somehow she thought it was the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phanatic Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Now that's one hell of an April Fools prank! Police say they were told that Davenport entered a dorm room at the small Catholic university in suburban Miami in the early morning hours of April 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaudry Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Remember, he did this right before he was about to be drafted. This was no college stunt. This surely didn't help his draft status. My guess is that it's just his "thing", which is funnier than just about any other excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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