skull1669 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 That sum b!tch right there is the criminal (pointing at George Bush) oh yeah mutha flucka I seen Fahrenheit 9/11 too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Classic!! Don't you know he'd be Mikey Moreass's biggest fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Pull my finger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Make no mistake. I'd hit it. or That's some serious strong sh*t, man. Look at my eyes... I'm so high right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 " I dont want to go on a rant here, but....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin56 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "Listen here you lil' tick tird" or.............. "When I get home, I'm gonna punch your mama right square in the mouth, cause there's no way.... no way you come from my loins". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXREDSKINS44 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Originally posted by TheDane Make no mistake. I'd hit it. or That's some serious strong sh*t, man. Look at my eyes... I'm so high right now. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murdering Purple Turds Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "Mission Accomplished: I'm one sexy beach!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Saddam finished 3rd in the "Dennis Miller Look-a-Like Contest". [edit: Kilmer, I missed yours. You beat me to it!]:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 You know you're right, Achmed. Yassir really does look just like Ringo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull1669 Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 In Apu Nahasapeemapetilon voice, "The slurpee cups are right there". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "You can't handle the truth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Saddam.... "That Michael Moore fellow, he's one straight shooter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "Uhh...your fly is open" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "You wanna f@ck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Rack the Skull....that was fantastic.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Whoever smelt it, dealt it :fart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I don't know about you, but I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Kyriacou Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "Okay, okay. The Weapons of Mass Destruction are over there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 You wana know where the WMDs are? Here, pull my finger and I will show you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNut73 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 If the glove don't fit, you must acquit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippin2020 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Originally posted by skull1669 You're going to like the way you look....I guarantee it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Originally posted by sippin2020 You're going to like the way you look....I guarantee it! "And to this day I still say I got ripped off in Florida. I want another count of the votes..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 "If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests." for those that don't know that line: Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee — an eight foot tall Wookiee — want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section 130 Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 Originally posted by skull1669 The Iraqi army needs YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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