TSG: Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call"

[rictus58]

Hey, how do we know that toothpaste was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called teethpaste.

Rim shot.

Thats a good one!

[bird_1972]

Call it what you like. You've outed yourself as one who wants to marry your cousin. Let us know where you're registered.

Bass Pro Shops or Wal-Mart?

Sorry but this made me lol.

[Teller]

ric·tus (rkts)

n. pl. rictus or ric·tus·es

1. The expanse of an open mouth

(I can see why you pay more attention to the gay marriage states than the first-cousin states. My bad.)

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rictus

[rictus58]

I think I've been pwned for certain. You win!

[PokerPacker]

No. I've just made the effort to know more than the uninformed fools who make the same tired WV jokes.

well that's like seeing a food box that says "now with 50% less rat feces". Would you rather eat that or the food in the box that doesn't say anything about rat feces?

[CrypticVillain]

I thought they were at an auction and were trying to buy the movie.

Good, I wasn't the only one .

[DieselPwr44]

I've never seen zoony before. Still can't tell much with all those bandages.

[SWFLSkins]

No. I've just made the effort to know more than the uninformed fools who make the same tired WV jokes.

West Virginia State Residency Application

Name: ________________

(last)

(first) (_) Billy-Bob

(_) Billy-Joe

(_) Billy-Ray

(_) Billy-Sue

(_) Billy-Mae

(_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:

(_)Farmer

(_)Mechanic

(_)Hair Dresser

(_)Un-employed

(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Son

(_) Daughter

(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________

(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?

(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ kitchen

____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__

Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of

pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_)The National Enquirer

(_)The Globe

(_)TV Guide

(_)Soap Opera Digest

(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly

(_)Monthly

(_)Holidays

(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

(_)Yellow

(_)Brownish-Yellow

(_)Brown

(_)Black

(_)No teeth

(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile

(_)2 miles

(_)don't know

(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:

___ Eat more Possum

___ My other car is a piece of junk too

___ Honk if you love Jesus

___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'

___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:

___ Square Dancin'

___ Possum Huntin'

___ Skinny Dippin'

___ Craw Daddin'

___ Gospel Singin'

___ 4-Wheelin'

___ Drankin'

___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin'

___ Honky Tonkin'

___ Noodlin'

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle

___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws

___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech

___ Skoal ___ Coors

___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear

I keed, I keed.

---------- Post added November-12th-2011 at 09:08 AM ----------

So, this woman was attacked sexually and physically when she said no, she defends herself and then is also arrested because cops couldn't tell who was the agressor because they had been drinking.

Stupidity shall not go unpunished, even in Tennessee, ya'll spoken here.

[pjfootballer]

:ols: to SWFLSkinsfan with the WVA Residency Application.

[HogNose]

West Virginia State Residency Application

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile

(_)2 miles

(_)don't know

(_)can't get there from here

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle

___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

I'm stuck at work this morning...I needed that....:rotflmao::rotflmao: