China Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Cops: Tennessee Woman Stabbed First Cousin During Fight Over His Bid For "Booty Call" A Tennessee woman who said she wanted a relationship--and did not want to be just “a booty call”--allegedly stabbed a male suitor Tuesday night after he became irate when she put the brakes on his attempts to “touch her suggestively,” police report. Oh, did we mention that the two are first cousins? Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Somewhere in WV, thousands are celebrating that this didn't happen in their state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Somewhere in WV, thousands are celebrating that this didn't happen in their state. Maryland too, where you can marry your second cousin; as opposed to WV where you cannot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 A man from West Va and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The husband jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready. The wife comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says, ‘Honey, I have something to tell you. I’m a virgin.’ The man grabs his clothes and rushes out of the house yelling at the top of his lungs. He heads straight to his father’s house. When he gets there, his father says, ‘Son, what are you doing here? You’re supposed to be on your honeymoon!’ The son says, ‘Dad, my new wife told me a big secret of hers. She’s a virgin!’ ‘God, son! You did the right thing by leaving. If she wasn’t good enough for her family, she sure as heck isn’t good enough for ours!’ ---------- Post added November-11th-2011 at 10:09 AM ---------- And the answer is: Florida, Georgia, Arkansas, Kentucky, Maryland Eastern Shore, Tennessee, and West Virginia. What is places where kissing cousins take on a whole new meaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Maryland too, where you can marry your second cousin; as opposed to WV where you cannot. So you've openly looked into the chances of you marrying your cousin apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 So you've openly looked into the chances of you marrying your cousin apparently. No. I've just made the effort to know more than the uninformed fools who make the same tired WV jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 No. I've just made the effort to know more than the uninformed fools who make the same tired WV jokes. Call it what you like. You've outed yourself as one who wants to marry your cousin. Let us know where you're registered. Bass Pro Shops or Wal-Mart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Maryland too, where you can marry your second cousin; as opposed to WV where you cannot. :ols: So you've openly looked into the chances of you marrying your cousin apparently. :ols::ols::ols::ols::ols::ols: this exchange made my morning, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Call it what you like. You've outed yourself as one who wants to marry your cousin. Let us know where you're registered. Bass Pro Shops or Wal-Mart? Sucks that I lived in WV for 10 years and still know more than you do, doesn't it? Another myth shattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 O ROCKY TOP YOU'LL ALWAYS BE, HOME SWEET HOME TO MEEEEE (and my cousin/wife). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Finger check!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Sucks that I lived in WV for 10 years and still know more than you do, doesn't it? Another myth shattered. I readily admit to never having been interested in marrying any of my cousins, hence the need to discover such information never arose. Is this on the WV driver's test or something? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 So, this woman was attacked sexually and physically when she said no, she defends herself and then is also arrested because cops couldn't tell who was the agressor because they had been drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 So, this woman was attacked sexually and physically when she said no, she defends herself and then is also arrested because cops couldn't tell who was the agressor because they had been drinking. Probably because there is more to the story/conflicting stories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 TN: come for the mountains, stay for the people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 TN: come for the mountains, stay for your Cousin! Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
authentic Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 what a hilarious thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I thought they were at an auction and were trying to buy the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 You know, I haven't seen Zoony around the board much recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 With the talk of kissin' cousins, I stumbled upon this the other day. Uhhh....what?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 With the talk of kissin' cousins, I stumbled upon this the other day. Uhhh....what?? Interesting. Then again, usually the need for something to become expressly forbidden by a law comes from whatever it is actually being a known problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Hey we're not all like that! :mad: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Call it what you like. You've outed yourself as one who wants to marry your cousin. Let us know where you're registered. Bass Pro Shops or Wal-Mart? Reminds me of the old cage match thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 With the talk of kissin' cousins, I stumbled upon this the other day. Uhhh....what?? FYI...the diagrams are incorrect. At least as far as same sex marriage, because NY passed same sex marriages earlier this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 No. I've just made the effort to know more than the uninformed fools who make the same tired WV jokes. Hey, how do we know that toothpaste was invented in West Virginia? Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called teethpaste. Rim shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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