rictus58 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Hey, how do we know that toothpaste was invented in West Virginia? Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would be called teethpaste. Rim shot. Thats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird_1972 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Call it what you like. You've outed yourself as one who wants to marry your cousin. Let us know where you're registered. Bass Pro Shops or Wal-Mart? Sorry but this made me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 ric·tus (rkts) n. pl. rictus or ric·tus·es 1. The expanse of an open mouth (I can see why you pay more attention to the gay marriage states than the first-cousin states. My bad.) http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rictus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I think I've been pwned for certain. You win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 No. I've just made the effort to know more than the uninformed fools who make the same tired WV jokes. well that's like seeing a food box that says "now with 50% less rat feces". Would you rather eat that or the food in the box that doesn't say anything about rat feces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I thought they were at an auction and were trying to buy the movie. Good, I wasn't the only one . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 I've never seen zoony before. Still can't tell much with all those bandages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 No. I've just made the effort to know more than the uninformed fools who make the same tired WV jokes. West Virginia State Residency Application Name: ________________ (last) (first) (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right CB Handle: _____________________ Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Un-employed (_)Coal Miner Spouse's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks ___ Number of refrigerators on front porch Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__ Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup: _________ Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_)The National Enquirer (_)The Globe (_)TV Guide (_)Soap Opera Digest (_)Gun World ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Holidays (_)Not Applicable Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)No teeth (_)N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know (_)can't get there from here BUMPER STICKERS: ___ Eat more Possum ___ My other car is a piece of junk too ___ Honk if you love Jesus ___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin' ___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply: ___ Square Dancin' ___ Possum Huntin' ___ Skinny Dippin' ___ Craw Daddin' ___ Gospel Singin' ___ 4-Wheelin' ___ Drankin' ___ Spittin' Backy ___ Bill Chip Trowin' ___ Honky Tonkin' ___ Noodlin' # of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle ___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws ___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech ___ Skoal ___ Coors ___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear I keed, I keed. ---------- Post added November-12th-2011 at 09:08 AM ---------- So, this woman was attacked sexually and physically when she said no, she defends herself and then is also arrested because cops couldn't tell who was the agressor because they had been drinking. Stupidity shall not go unpunished, even in Tennessee, ya'll spoken here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 :ols: to SWFLSkinsfan with the WVA Residency Application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 West Virginia State Residency ApplicationHow far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know (_)can't get there from here # of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle ___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg I'm stuck at work this morning...I needed that....:rotflmao::rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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