jaydogg3eb Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaydogg3eb Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 DOCK: Give me yo fruit ****tail. SHANNY: But I won't get all my vitamins... DOCK: You better watch yo back, *****. Squirrel Master won't always be there for you. Next time I come for you I might want some ****tail. FRUIT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HigSkin Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Looks like a scene out of Shrek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cphil006 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Derrick D: Dang... you're small Mike S: Dang... you're huge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff in D.C. Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Random gossip, courtesy of my old roommates, who also went to UT-Austin and knew Kyle Shanahan: Chris Simms and Kyle were two of the biggest... *ahem* "recreational herbal enthusiasts," shall we say, in Austin. I'm not judging them - we all had our fun during our college days - but the image of Chris Simms passing the pipe to Kyle Shanahan as they giggled in the living room each day after practice always cracks me up. Too bad we don't have a youtube video of it. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumplestilskin Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dock: Where my pot o' gold at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 this came to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRISHSKINSFAN Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 haynesworth would have a pizza and cheeseburger in his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HigSkin Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Shanny: Did you know that some people think you look like Albert Baynesworth? Dockery: I only wish my broker thought my bank account looked like Albert's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 "No Mr. Shannahan, that's as fast as I can move" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaSkins21 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Coach Shanahan: So....You're Derrick Dockery (Internally: OMG!!!!, this guy is perfect for the zone blocking scheme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CliffBattles Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Shanny: "You know when Jason gets knocked down you O-linemen should help him up, it shows respect and team comradery." Dock: "But Coach, we're tired of always picking him up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKSkinsFan Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dock: Nice to meet you Coach, I'm looking forward to working for you. Shanny: I'd shake your hand, but I haven't washed it after shaking hands with that hot Czarniak chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Coach Shanahan: So....You're Derrick Dockery (Internally: OMG!!!!, this guy is perfect for the zone blocking scheme)Big fat and slow is the opposite of what you need for a ZBS. Good thing Shanny also like a power running game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsnbeer Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dock: "you payoff Haynesworth in burgers and nachos and I want in on some of that action too" Shanny: 'You'll get what the trainers throw in your pen":dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Shanny: Can you pull ?Dockery: what do you mean ? Your sig made me spit, cough, and just laughed some juice through my nose. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaSkins21 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Big fat and slow is the opposite of what you need for a ZBS. Good thing Shanny also like a power running game. However like others have already said, he's the lone OL that will probably be here next year. Shanahan, unlike Zorn, will maximize what he can out of the roster he and Allen will put together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 DOCK: Give me yo fruit ****tail. :hysterical: :hysterical: This had me rolling. As to the first few posts, I'd have to say .. "Albert? Can we talk?" "Excuse me?" ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaydogg3eb Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 :hysterical: :hysterical:This had me rolling. As to the first few posts, I'd have to say .. "Albert? Can we talk?" "Excuse me?" ~Bang The first thing I thought of was Half-Baked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustangSteve Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dockery: "Do I look like Haynesworth to you?" :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Dockery: "Give me your sandwich......" Shanahan: "I'm your boss....." Dockery: "So....." Man in background: "Awkward...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommishDC Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 SHANNY: You see this empty hand sanitizer? DOCK: YEAH SHANNY: if you don't protect you'll be the one filling it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beedyb220 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Shanahan: "Do you know how to cut block son?" Dockery: "No Sir.." Shanahan: "You better learn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailNatsSkinz Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Shanny: Can you pull ?Dockery: what do you mean ? :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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