RedDevil Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 The guy hasn't played a single down and he is a HOF with 7 rings? You definitely are Fanboy #1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 where is tha bust option? The guy hasn't played a single down and he is a HOF with 7 rings? You definitely are Fanboy #1.Psst... :secret: It's offseason sarcasm ninja humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Stafford?...didn't he sing that song "Spiders And Snakes"? That's a cool song, so I'll say at least 28 Super Bowl wins :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C26 Run Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 :hysterical:, that was funny. You almost got me and I was ready to scream bloody hell but after reading your post I understand what you were doing. Very funny indeed. :helmet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAFGA Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Roofies are a helluva drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsKin26 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Roofies are a helluva drug. Did you know Matthew Stafford takes 53 roofies, before every game he plays? By doing so, it masks his abilities, so the other roster can compete. Otherwise, he would be a blur while scrambling causing extreme vomiting in bystanders, and his passes would explode upon impact instantly obliterating whatever object or person it came in contact with. Where is the option where the NFL gets tired of the lack of competition and renames the Lombardi, the Matthew Stafford and just gives him the award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 Did you know Matthew Stafford takes 53 roofies, before every game he plays? By doing so, it masks his abilities, so the other roster can compete. Otherwise, he would be a blur while scrambling causing extreme vomiting in bystanders, and his passes would explode upon impact instantly obliterating whatever object or person it came in contact with.Where is the option where the NFL gets tired of the lack of competition and renames the Lombardi, the Matthew Stafford and just gives him the award? niiiice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Don't be sad. Maybe Dallas will trade a ton of picks for him at the tail end of his career in a reverse-Herschel kinda thing. It would be good karma if nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 7, 2009 Author Share Posted July 7, 2009 Don't be sad. Maybe Dallas will trade a ton of picks for him at the tail end of his career in a reverse-Herschel kinda thing. It would be good karma if nothing else. But instead this time, the team unloading the picks will be the ones winning all the SB's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 For anyone wondering what ol' Herschel is up to: http://www.herschelsfamous34.com/ Bo Jackson is involved in a similar enterprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 11, 2009 Author Share Posted July 11, 2009 ^ Mike Lynn is our hero. If you don't know who that is, I suggest y'all look him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 For anyone wondering what ol' Herschel is up to:http://www.herschelsfamous34.com/ Bo Jackson is involved in a similar enterprise. Yeah I met Bo and Mike Rozier (from Nebraska) while I was in the Army. They were pushing some energy bar. Bo's Bar or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 where's the correct choice? none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 11, 2009 Author Share Posted July 11, 2009 where's the correct choice?none That is not a possible result, so it wasn't a choice. For the record, to be completely serious and "sane" for a moment, I'm obviously not expecting Stafford to be a perennial pro bowler like it may seem. I'm just a super fan who wants him to be successful. Stafford is the first NFL player I have ever had the pleasure of knowing and conversing with BEFORE he was in the NFL, or before college for that matter (his going to UGA was icing on the cake since I was already a huge UGA fan). I was in attendance at some of his high school games, including the state championship, so I saw in person the skills he had and I know he's damn good. Now it just remains to be seen if he can be good in the NFL. If it doesn't work out, I'll still be one of his top fans. Now that I got that out, back to normal...Matthew Stafford = 2009 MVP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 ^ Mike Lynn is our hero. If you don't know who that is, I suggest y'all look him up. Do you mean this guy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Lynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunderhill Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 How dare you! Thou that speak against the Stafford shall be burned and crucified in front of Sir Stafford while he takes his meal and his pet Loins are nibbling on your flesh! Ummm...did you mean to say lions?...if not thats funny as hell:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Don't be sad. Maybe Dallas will trade a ton of picks for him at the tail end of his career in a reverse-Herschel kinda thing. It would be good karma if nothing else.Tail end of his career? This is Matthew Stafford. There is no end to his career. He will always play at an elite level and retire in peak form solely because of boredom after winning his 34th straight SuperBowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 Do you mean this guy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Lynn haha no, different one. The Mike Lynn I'm talking about was the GM of the Vikings in the late 80's. He was the guy Jimmy Johnson suckered into trading for Herschel Walker. The greatest trade in the HISTORY of Dallas sports, and probably the best one in all of sports. LOL Tail end of his career? This is Matthew Stafford. There is no end to his career. He will always play at an elite level and retire in peak form solely because of boredom after winning his 34th straight SuperBowl. :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklight1216 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Tail end of his career? This is Matthew Stafford. There is no end to his career. He will always play at an elite level and retire in peak form solely because of boredom after winning his 34th straight SuperBowl. Thirty-fourth Super Bowl... so he'll be what 55 when he retires? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 Thirty-fourth Super Bowl... so he'll be what 55 when he retires? Matthew Stafford doesn't age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airs0ft3r Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 The only way he could get less than 11 is if he breaks all four of his legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 The only way he could get less than 11 is if he breaks all four of his legs. :rotflmao: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 haha no, different one. The Mike Lynn I'm talking about was the GM of the Vikings in the late 80's. He was the guy Jimmy Johnson suckered into trading for Herschel Walker. The greatest trade in the HISTORY of Dallas sports, and probably the best one in all of sports. LOL Oh, ok. Yeah, that one confused me. That other dude was all I could find when I looked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 Forgot about this thread. BUMP Super Bowl #1 in a few months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockfan7224 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Why don't you let him finish 1 full season first. Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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