BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 So you're a randy single guy who struck out again at the club and faces another lonely Saturday evening with a well worn copy of the infamous,"Women of Sub-Saharan Africa", pictorial in National Geographic. But first you head to 7/11 to pick up a big jar of vaseline and some pork rinds. When you get in line you see standing right in front of you this heavenly vision of loveliness... So you muster up all the courage, wit, and charm at your disposal and cleverly say, "Hi, you have a nice behind." You then close your eyes and wait for the enevitable slap and/or kick in the crotch, but instead she just giggles and says "You're funny and cute. I wannna go home with you." You pinch yourself to make sure this isn't a dream, then open your eyes to see that your "lovely's" face looks like this... x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x "I wannna go home with you...HEE HAW!" What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awgustlab Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I chose "get busy" - cause for some reason I just can't see that beautiful ass attached to anything but a hottie. GET BUSY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Sometimes...the face don't matter..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poidog22 Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 On a Sat. night after I've extigushed all the "Last Call Desperation" options, I'd tap it as well as I could....isn't that why doggy-style was created? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJWatson3 Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 you forgot to poll "hit it from behind!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by AJWatson3 you forgot to poll "hit it from behind!" That's understood. Any other activity would be grounds for imMediate revocation of one's "player license". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Me, being a math specialist, can't help but to refer to a simple formula that comes to mind and seems applicable in this scenario : @ss > face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by bigzak25 Sometimes...the face don't matter..... Man..... you are hurtin' me dog ! ! ! Man do I LOVE A NICE ASS ! ! Thanks for the post ! ! Oh yea, about the poll... that's what doggie style is for. Let that horse face graze on the carpet for a while... and GET BUSY ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishhead Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I have to agree with the folks here.. if you see a woman with that type of ass, and she has a horse face, -doggystyle is the way- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 As long as she has a "Funny Cide"....... OK, OK......pun intended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Stumble...........Trip......... Thud...... whoa. Ahem. (Gathers self). sigh. Hips and a butt anytime my fellows...followed by legs. Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 i love me some hee haw!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Guys. Guys. Guys. Please let football start!!!!!!!! Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by TXfbluvr Guys. Guys. Guys. Please let football start!!!!!!!! Blondie Our apologies, Blondie!!! Y'know, the worst in every addict's life rears its ugly head during those harsh fleeting yet desperation-filled moments of cold turkey!! One can only sit idly by for so long wondering how long Russell can stay healthy or what kind of shape Wilkinson will be in when the season starts before the overwhelming presence of testosterone begins to cloud our thoughts and distract us from our true purpose in life - Watching Norv-Free Skins play Football! :cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please. I think it's safe to say that certain aspects of this encounter were ... implied in the original question. Elaboration is not necessary, especially in mixed company. Out of respect for the fairer sex, let's at least attempt to maintain a modicum of decorum in this endeavor. That said, I'd do her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Well put Henry :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Originally posted by TXfbluvr Guys. Guys. Guys. Please let football start!!!!!!!! Blondie My bad Blondie. Consider this a case of ill conceived humor if you will. A thousand pardons. I didn't mean to start something that would be offensive to anyone. I was just bored to distraction and a bit overdosed with the off season Skins "non-news" rut. Now I've learned my lesson. There'll be no more risque stuff from me. Just in time too, I was about to post a disgustingly revealing pic of 'Big' Rock Cartwright in a thong bikini bottom-- thank heavens your post brought me to my senses. I won't be posting for awhile. I'm off on a holy pilgrimage to seek counsel with His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, the Dalai Lama, so that I might regain my balance and find tranquility. Til then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 In the immortal words of my high school junior varsity baseball coach Garrett F., "You don't look at the mantle when you're pokin' the fire." Friends, this is why God invented back doors . . . and nighttime. BTW, this is the funniest freaking thread I've encountered in a while! Good work. Another thought: wouldn't a more effective pick-up line be, "You wanna hit the hay?" Or perhaps, "Shall we sow some wild oats?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted June 15, 2003 Share Posted June 15, 2003 Originally posted by Henry Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please. I think it's safe to say that certain aspects of this encounter were ... implied in the original question. Elaboration is not necessary, especially in mixed company. Out of respect for the fairer sex, let's at least attempt to maintain a modicum of decorum in this endeavor. That said, I'd do her. Good one Henry :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 whoooooops. Well now. Don't I feel like a putz. :doh: Didn't even read the thread or the poll before posting. Apologies Blondie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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