bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 This is not meant to be another argument over Offensive lineman, but a thread about "OUT OF THE BOX" solutions for the skins team in general. #1. Jason campbell should do speed training with that jamaican dude Hussein Bolt. Watchin jason run, when he chooses to do so seems like he takes so long to hit top speed. #2 Instead of a quality control coach we should bring in a vietnamese Hamstring specialist.....Doesnt it seem like we have more hamstring injuries than any other team? Anyone else have any Ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yes. Play Chase Daniel. He'll eat boogers and slay dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 i heard boogers are high in protein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flock53 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 A better defense hopefully gets more sacks and turnovers. Help preserve leads and/or stop teams from coming back on us. Oh yeah, a 16 game season out of Portis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 i wish portis had a more explosive backup, seems like the talent behind him falls off a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAARedskin Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 This coming season will hinge on the production coming from the QB position. And can we all stop blaming the O-line all the time? Really good QBs find a way to adapt the figure out how to make plays after a while.....ie: a quicker release, and reading the defense quicker. Yeah, I am a doubter of Jason Campbell, but I'm also a huge fan that wants to see him play well enough to make the Skins better than an 8-8 team. And he DOESN'T have to be another Peyton Manning..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airs0ft3r Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 "Hussein Bolt?" Really now? Easily the fastest guy who ever lived... and you misspelled his name completely. I'm sorry, I admit it, I have a mancrush on USAIN! Bolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I think if our players could learn to fly, we could get a real competitive edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnb123 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 scoring more points than our opponent will help us get wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 what about if Jason Campbell were on horseback? That might help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutlead74 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 new front office, I kinda hope this whole six flags thing forces danny to sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Get a new wide receivers coach. Mike Williams needs to go on the "Biggest Loser" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I <3 Zoony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annonymous Source Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Simple solution that will solve all of the Redskins problems, Clone Mike Sellers 21 times. With him playing every position on the field the Skins would be unstoppable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 maybe we could cove opposing quarterbacks with barbecue sauce, extra incentive for haynesworth to eatem up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 I thought usain was the guy with the beard?! sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Running across kettle chips in front of a sleeping Gorilla and trying not to wake him is the best exercise for speed, agility, and footwork. There's something about getting mauled and/or eaten alive that makes you work harder. :paranoid: Awesome thread idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 thanks! needed a break from the usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Fans get to throw objects from the stands at a player who underperforms.........wait thats for classless eagles fans...nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpskins10 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 what about if Jason Campbell were on horseback? That might help He still wouldn't be able to outrun the awesomeness that is Chase Daniel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sknsnation Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Dont pick up or sign any more booger eaters or liars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Am i missing something here? does chase daniel really eat boogers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigyim Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Simple solution that will solve all of the Redskins problems, Clone Mike Sellers 21 times. With him playing every position on the field the Skins would be unstoppable Yeah...while we're at it, can we make him glow red in the dark like that puppy? That'd be way cool for night games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkskin Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Wow. Best thread ever. Keep posting more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 clarkskin....are you being sarcastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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