DCDiesel44 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Incentives, its all about incentives! If CP rushes for 2,000 yards he gets a shopping spree at any local costume shop of his choice, if JC makes the pro-bowl he gets a "keep the same offensive scheme for five years" coupon, if Cooley keeps doing what he's doing and stops punching holes through drywall for football commercials he gets guaranteed sponsorship for his blog from Six Flags and Johnny Rockets, if Haynesworth records 10+ sacks he receives free meals on call throughout the remainder of his contract courtesy of Nutrisystem. Things like this should be implemented into players' contracts if they wanna see immediate results on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbubba4life Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 we could dress up our fans like jessica simpson....we havent done that yet right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatturkishguy Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 #2 Instead of a quality control coach we should bring in a vietnamese Hamstring specialist.....Doesnt it seem like we have more hamstring injuries than any other team? You aren't freakin kidding about this. We need to get some yoga lessons for Santana and the rest of the Hamstring Hobblers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 The trident picture was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "loud noises!!" How bout all expense paid trips to the local strip clubs after every victory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rook Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Sign Hiro from "Heros" - all the time outs we ever need. :helmet: The Rook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 All great QB got a solid o line..... Name one great QB that got a line like us? Roethlisberger had a worse O-line than us and won the super bowl. On the bright side, I just came across an article that said Chad Rinehart scored a 42 on his wonderlic. Impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigroddy76 Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 on every run play put chase daniel and his boogery finger in front of portis, then as they run down field daniel extends his finger toward any approaching defenders subsequently grossing them the hell out. while they scream "eeuuwwy gross!" like little girls, portis trots into the endzone!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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