DeanCollins Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Oh man, this is old but still so good....hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 A classic oldie:), it can be a ton of fun jacking with them if you put a bit of effort in it. Might as well get a little entertainment out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 :rotflmao: That was stellar. I did a little telemarketing when I was in college for one of those siding/roofing/window companies. Once in a while when a telemarketer would call me, I'd immediately launch into my script, attempting to set up an appointment with them for home improvements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 My favorite thiing to say is simply..."The gray condor flies at midnight" They really get stumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Or if you're really bored, you can just call Miracle Ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 Or if you're really bored, you can just call Miracle Ear. I'm gonna get on Mapquest. That'll find you. Are you a lesbian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 That's harsh. Here's what I say to telemarketers. "click" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 when I did telemarketing the people who used to mess with me the most got their numbers written on a piece of paper and when I was out and about around 2AM they would get a collect call from a pay phone. You should never mess with someone who can call you whenever they want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 when I did telemarketing the people who used to mess with me the most got their numbers written on a piece of paper and when I was out and about around 2AM they would get a collect call from a pay phone. You should never mess with someone who can call you whenever they want. Then maybe the dumbass better make sure he's calling a residence instead of business. I had one guy last week call at work selling satellite dishes. I asked what kind of flatware came with the dishes. I had him going for so long that he finally asked 'Are you ignorant or just stupid?' Asked him again if flatware came with the dishes. He finally gave up & said yeah & it also comes with a 3AM wake up call! <click> We must have laughed for a good ten minutes over this smuck for thinking he'd wake someone up at 3AM at a business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 flatware...dishes. BRILLIANT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 flatware...dishes. BRILLIANT!! I had another one the other night at work. They called to refi my mortgage. Said they could get me a payment I was comfortable with. I told them $2.00 a month & that might be a $1.00 more then I was comfortable with. Every time he'd say 'What' & say 'Huh' back at him. Guy had a real issue with talking over me & not listening to a word I said. I finally asked him if he had any Q-Tips & told him he needed to clean out his ears. And that when he felt pressure to pull the q-tip out of his ear instead of keep going deeper with it. Said he was sorry for interpting me. I said 'Damn right you interupted me & beer drinkin' & women chasin'. He finally said that I'd have to give him $100,000 down to refi at 2 bucks a month & to have a nice day.<click> I think I'm going to have to get a digital recorder for these calls & put them on YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 I love the Ned calls! (BTLS) here are a bunch. NSFW!!! http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ned+prank+calls&search_type=&aq=0&oq=ned+prank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted November 1, 2008 Share Posted November 1, 2008 I stop them and ask them if they think they are a good person. Then I go through the Ten Commandments and tell them about Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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