Hooper Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 http://wonkette.com/403206/palin-biden-debate-drinking-game-begins-now Let’s make it fun — or hazy, at least — by taking a drink off your wine or beer when the following occurs: PALIN evades a question by mentioning state rights. BIDEN says he takes the train home every day. PALIN fills time by listing all her kids, by their ridiculous names. BIDEN talks about Scranton. PALIN blames Iraq for 9/11. BIDEN blames McCain for 9/11. PALIN says “like” as a White Trash discourse particle or interjection. BIDEN audibly laughs at Palin. PALIN stares blankly when she can’t answer a question. BIDEN makes a sarcastic joke that goes right over Palin’s head, along with about half the viewers. PALIN says anything comically retarded about Russia or Canada. LIGHTNING BONUS ROUND: The following situations call for One (1) Shot of Liquor: PALIN doesn’t know what FDIC or SEC stand for. BIDEN admits to plagiarizing the Constitution. PALIN admits to dealing meth. BIDEN references Palin’s stump speech insult — where she claims she’s been hearing about Biden’s Senate speeches since she was in second grade — by saying there’s no evidence Sarah Palin ever made it second grade. GWEN IFILL asks Sarah Palin about incestuous rape. PALIN insults Biden for having hair plugs. BIDEN calls her “another tanning booth whore, and I’ve know a few.” PALIN says “lipstick” in any context. Finally: Three shots and throw the glass at the teevee if: BIDEN calls her a “hockey pig.” PALIN pulls off her pantsuit to reveal a confederate-flag one-piece bathing suit, and she looks fat, and the audience boos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VASkins540 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Take a drink every time the wall street/main street analogy is mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFromYellowstone Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Take a drink every time the wall street/main street analogy is mentioned. :applause::applause::applause: I don't know how many times I've heard this in the last week. I think I heard McCain use it twice in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 After the debate, when they interview Democrats and Replublicans putting their spin on it, have a drink every time a Democrat says Biden won the debate, or whwnever a Republican says Palin won the debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Take a drink if Biden is wearing more makeup than Palin. Take a drink if either of them takes their entire 2 minutes and doesnt actually ANSWER the question asked. (that ones gonna hurt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 After the debate, when they interview Democrats and Replublicans putting their spin on it, have a drink every time a Democrat says Biden won the debate, or whwnever a Republican says Palin won the debate. Go through the other thread in the tailgate on ES and do the same. :chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I think I've done irreversible damage to my liver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 If you drank everytime someone said 'maverick'... well, you probably can't read this post so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 If you drank everytime someone said 'maverick'... well, you probably can't read this post so well. whaaaaa?....:chug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 If you drank everytime someone said 'maverick'... well, you probably can't read this post so well. Palin: use of the word Maverick energy producing state of Alaska every time she uses some "gee gosh" phrase Biden: ever time he had a condescending smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoleSkin21 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Drinking to the words: Maverick, Hockey Mom, or the word "also" from Palin would have gotten you messed up and I guarantee you that you didn't go to work today!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Drinking to the words: Maverick, Hockey Mom, or the word "also" from Palin would have gotten you messed up and I guarantee you that you didn't go to work today!! I'd throw in doggonit as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 We drank everytime she said Alaska or Hockey Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMetal Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 We drank everytime she used the word "also". Double shots if she used it (incorrectly) at the end of a sentence. We were blind stinking drunk within the first half hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Drink the whole 5th if she showed her boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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