Mickalino Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Tomorrow I'm supposed to take my Border Patrol Competency Exam. I have to be there at 8am and it's a 2 hour drive, which means I have to leave no later than 6am. I was all excited about this because, when I went thru the study materials and took the "Practice Test", I got a 100% on it. Now it's almost 1am and I'm wide awake. I'm yawning but I can't sleep, because my mind is racing about tomorrow. I fear I'll have insomnia all night until finally falling asleep at 5am, then having the alarm go off 30 minutes later and I'll NEVER be able to wake up - let alone drive 4 hours round trip, and sit in a classroom for 8 hours thinking through meticulous questions on a fried brain, deprived of sleep. I honestly don't think I'm going to make it to this test, or thru this test. Maybe I'll feel better if you guys convince me that I wouldn't be happy as a Border Patrol Agent, like a couple friends of mine have done. They tell me I'll be bored to death driving up and down the desert in the middle of nowhere, and probably will get stuck on an 10 hour shift with a partner in the truck who is a jerk, and who I can't stand working with all day. And when I'm not bored drivin up and down desert roads, I'll either be doing mundane jobs like tightening lug bolts on the truck for maintenance, or chasing down nasty drug smugglers on the border. Have I already convinced myself I won't be happy, only to justify missing this test for sleep reasons ? Or is there another side of the cloud, a fun and challenging job, that maybe you all could convince me of ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 i find tv or music is a good way to make your damn brain shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 i find tv or music is a good way to make your damn brain shut up. You reminded me - READING. I'll find something boring to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris0894 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 you could try stuffing yourself, i have no problems what so ever sleeping no matter what on a full stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 You live an interesting life Mick. :laugh: I would've taken some NyQuill a few hours ago to knock my ass out for an early wakeup call. At this point, you gotta lay down and think about whatever relaxes you and let it happen...or have yourself a vodka and something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Rub one out, it works for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Go find the guy you rear ended earlier today cut down a tree on top of it. Then any damage to the car can be blamed on the tree. Not only will it keep you up tonight but the adreneline rush will help you stay up tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Go find the guy you rear ended earlier today cut down a tree on top of it. Then any damage to the car can be blamed on the tree. Not only will it keep you up tonight but the adreneline rush will help you stay up tom. But I didn't rear-end anybody......that never happened......that thread has been deleted.......i'm innocent until proven guilty..... :paranoid: i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 I didn't rear-end anybody......that never happened......that thread has been deleted.......i'm innocent until proven guilty..... :paranoid: Oh..well, in that case, you should go out looking for a random light colored luxury car with tags from a state in the south. And just for fun, see if you can find one with an upside down, backwards L a couple stacked circles, a number that looks like an S and the symbol for morning. good luck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 fap, hot shower and go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Rub one out, it works for me! Sure fire cure ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 But I didn't rear-end anybody......that never happened......that thread has been deleted.......i'm innocent until proven guilty..... :paranoid:i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody You keep talking about rear ending someone and you'll end up in another thread. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146663 :laugh: Now go drink some vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Now go drink some vodka. or have yourself a vodka and something. All I got in the house is Capn Morgan....will that work ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 But I didn't rear-end anybody......that never happened......that thread has been deleted.......i'm innocent until proven guilty..... :paranoid:i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody i didn't rear end anybody Yeah, but if you THINK about rear ending somebody, you can rub one out and get to sleep. get on it! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 Yeah, but if you THINK about rear ending somebody....... Cindy Margolis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 All I got in the house is Capn Morgan....will that work ? Drink up:refill: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Cindy Margolis Whatever gets you home and to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 So...Mick is going to get drunk, rub one out, read something boring, sleep then take a test in 4 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Mick is going to get drunk, rub one out, read something boring, sleep then take a test in 4 hours. WVU aren't you suppose to be getting ready to ambush someone at 2am? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 21, 2008 Author Share Posted June 21, 2008 WVU aren't you suppose to be getting ready to ambush someone at 2am? :laugh: I'm so bored and restless, I could.......go knock on someone's door and run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 wake up biatch! I be driving by you house around 5am on the way to NC, shall I blast the horn? Maybe not, do want the street corner dealers to think I want something. lol good luck mick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 i wonder if he's still up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 i wonder if he's still up... :coach: He needs a good basic training wakeup call with a trash can and a billy club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 so mick, you get any sleep? i think i'll start on my way to bed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Hope it went well, Mick. We expect an update. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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