Skins24 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 :laugh: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/florida/sfl-527nudemaid,0,1045406.story He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000Associated Press 10:06 PM EDT, May 27, 2008 TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes. The 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his suburban Tampa home. Authorities say the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter says the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean. When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. Police are investigating. I wonder where she hid all the jewels she...snatched And I wonder how that conversation went, when he told his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 A co-worker who sent me this yesterday brought up a good point(in addition to where she hid the jewels: Isn't the point of hiring a nude maid, to watch her? What was this guy doing while she was "cleaning" the bedroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USS Redskins Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 You mean you cant trust a complete stranger you are paying $100/hr to get naked and clean your home? What is the world coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 A co-worker who sent me this yesterday brought up a good point(in addition to where she hid the jewels: Isn't the point of hiring a nude maid, to watch her? What was this guy doing while she was "cleaning" the bedroom? Maybe she was butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I'd definitely lysolthe hell out of that stuff when it got it back, maybe not though:paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Is it just me, or are there just some things that you should not do naked? It reminds me of a Seinfeld episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Maybe she was butt. Evidently so! Regardless, it's the principle of the matter... (what was the principle again?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 You mean you cant trust a complete stranger you are paying $100/hr to get naked and clean your home? What is the world coming to? :laugh::laugh: I hate to say this but,once again thread sucks with out pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 :laugh::laugh: I hate to say this but,once again thread sucks with out pics. :applause: :applause: :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I had this happen with a nude maid a couple of months ago. And last month. Last week too. And just yesterday. Could happen again on Friday. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Is it just me, or are there just some things that you should not do naked?It reminds me of a Seinfeld episode. reminds you? you just plagiarized it. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTrey75 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 He's gotten himself into a hairy situation. I'm sure the wife's going to feel naked without her jewelry. She's been stripped of everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 :laugh::laugh: I hate to say this butt, once again thread sucks with out pics. Fixed it for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMetal Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 In VA the maids are forced to wear at least pasties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Fixed it for ya :laugh: Thanks Mark me bad at spelling. Is that one l or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoney26 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 In VA the maids are forced to wear at least pasties. I wouldnt doubt that at all. Same thing at VA stripclubs. A totall waste of time. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Is anyone besides me surprised China didn't post this first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 Is anyone besides me surprised China didn't post this first? I'm about to start out weirdnewsing China.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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