ECU-ALUM Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I didn't go to college but if I did I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant "cuz the customer's always right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I had a roommate named Eddie who wasn't to quick on the mental draw. I asked him "Hey Eddie - how do you abbreviate Arkansas," and he said "I don't know, just start spelling it then quit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 If you are flammable, and you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 If you are flammable, and you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. I think that's my favorite Mitch quote of them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I just cannot imagine a scenario where I have to prove I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend - don't act like I didn't buy that donut - I have the documentation right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 It takes forever to make a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there when I don't even want one, because when its done, who knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Kaos Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 If you are flammable, and you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 If you find yourself lost in the woods, **** it!, build a house. Well, I was lost but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament. I tried to walk into Target, but I missed. Is a hippopotomus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotomus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffxdrummer Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. "Sorry for the convenience" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I want to hang a map of the world in my house then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll give you the money, you give me the doughnut—end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I just cannot imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend—"Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut—I got the documentation right here! Oh wait, it's back home in the file, under 'D', for doughnut." 'Cuz we all know that 'D' is for doughnut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinslove<3 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 thanks for the laughs and thanks SSM for giving me reading material so i wasnt bored all day long at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I like an escalator, because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You'll never see an 'Escalator Out of Order' sign, only 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. Hey Mike, all great quotes and all, but maybe you could grab some from somewhere other than in this short thread and especially from this page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 oh noes! Mike's been quote pwn3d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I like to take a toothpick and throw it in the woods and yell youre home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer is Food Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I like to ask my hair brush if I can join the comb party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I went camping once, and got into an argument with a girlfriend in the tent. This is a really bad place to get in an argument, because I walked out and attempted to "slam the flap." How are you supposed to express your anger in this type of situation? Zipper it up really quick? *Zipper Noise* **** you! I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work. I like this one as well: I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Hey Mike, all great quotes and all, but maybe you could grab some from somewhere other than in this short thread and especially from this page. oh noes! Mike's been quote pwn3d! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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