@DCGoldPants Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Here is a basic starter list. Please feel free to add on any other reasons why Barack Hussein Obama, Jr is the most evil man alive. He’s an Evil Muslim. His Christian Pastor hates America and even though he’s been let go. He’s probably an unofficial advisor. He’s a minority. He doesn’t wear an American pin on his jacket all the time. He doesn’t always cover his heart during the pledge. He hasn’t let us catch him having an affair. Shady Land Deals with Rezko Smokes(d) He’s a good poker player so that means he’s a good liar Supports Shaira Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Raised in Hawaii so he's just a Haole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsGuy Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Well, he called himself "a blank slate'. So in that regard, I guess this does all apply to him. :laugh: You forgot he ties helpless girls to railroad tracks and puts banana peels in front of the old folks' home (all while twirling his evil-looking mustache) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Your not allowed to use his middle name. He's not a minority, he's half a minority and half the majority. He gets to say whatever he wants and get on the golf course. (Cake + eat it also). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 He gets to benefit from and hate affirm action. Also, he didn't serve in Vietnam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He didn't sign the Constitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I can't believe you left out the fact that he's a socialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad89 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I can't believe you left out the fact that he's a socialist. Don't you mean communist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 I can't believe you left out the fact that he's a socialist. That's for you to add. You however forgot to mention that he wants to raise your taxes, and make you have abortions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Barack's close connection to the hateful Pastor, notwithstanding Barack's speech yesterday, is a little disorienting, even if its clear that he doesn't completely share the Pastor's views. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 People are just jealous: _________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He swore with his hand on the Bible. He must be a Bible Thumper. Or the evil secret apprentice to Darth Cheney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 His gay love triangle with Sarge and Mad Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Don't you mean communist? Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He's a COMMIE ****! He misses half of his work assignments (and we thought Bush was bad with his vacations, wait till you get a load of this guy) He doesn't love America, he's just ambitious. What's better then the Presidency for an ambitious fellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 He sells poisioned milk to school kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He's got a larger penis than most Republicans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He's skinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He's got a larger penis than most Republicans. most???? Don't you mean, all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 He swore with his hand on the Bible. He must be a Bible Thumper.Or the evil secret apprentice to Darth Cheney. You moron. He swore with his hand on the Koran. Seriously, I got this e-mail about it. And, as we all know, if you even say Koran you're evil. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to forward that e-mail to 10 people or my dog will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 most???? Don't you mean, all? I was thinking Condy Rice. But otherwise, yeah, pretty much all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I was thinking Condy Rice. But otherwise, yeah, pretty much all of them. Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 His voice annoys me. Sounds like he's talking through a megaphone with an echo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Well played. Thank you, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 For years he made deals to keep Art Monk out of the Hall of Fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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