ImmortalDragon Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 In god we trust;all others must pay cash. Thats exactly what it says, I have no idea what it could possibly mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 They accept God's checks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxiumone Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Pay your bill I doubt they think you are God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Fun game: Add the phrase "in bed" to the end of every fortune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Fun game: Add the phrase "in bed" to the end of every fortune "in the bedroom." works just as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurseReversed Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I think it means you can trust god but nobody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 That is the title of the book that the movie "A Christmas Story" was based on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalDragon Posted November 19, 2007 Author Share Posted November 19, 2007 That is the title of the book that the movie "A Christmas Story" was based on. Why would a title of a book be on a fortune cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Why would a title of a book be on a fortune cookie? Just take it for face value. When selling something you can only safely give out credit to God. Everyone else must pay cash. If you believe in the fortune cookies and you are in business then you know what the warning is. If you are not in business then be careful whom you lend your money and assets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrFan Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Thats exactly what it says, I have no idea what it could possibly mean. To rid ourselves of our misery we must abandon our blind trust in a corrupt, private, interest-based monetary system and restore our trust to where it belongs--in GOD and eachother, as EQUALS. Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 To rid ourselves of our misery we must abandon our blind trust in a corrupt, private, interest-based monetary system and restore our trust to where it belongs--in GOD and eachother, as EQUALS.Link I am not miserable by any means. Nor do I base my life around money. Does that mean, I needn't heed to, or trust in God ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 I'd say it takes balls to charge God for a plate of pepper steak and shrimp fried rice at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 It's VISA making sure you never use cash again. They're everywhere (shameless commercial plug). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I just got one today that said "You will be showered with good luch." Just my luck, getting a bad fortune like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I'd say it takes balls to charge God for a plate of pepper steak and shrimp fried rice at all.I heard the Almighty likes spaghetti for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 When I was in college, I got one that said "If you've got it, flaunt it." Not the deepest thing I've ever heard. It was funny at the time because I was a gym rat then. Sadly, I am no longer in college, and five years in the workforce plus quick lunches has made me look much less like a gym rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I heard the Almighty likes spaghetti for breakfast. God is a cannibal??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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