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I had a dream I was in a foursome with Hillary Clinton, Tonya Harding, and Lorrena Bobbitt. When I woke up, my leg was broken, my penis was severed, and my health insurance had been cancelled.

OK, I know I already used that one a few years ago, but I couldn't resist....

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I had a dream I was in a threesome with Hillary Clinton, Tonya Harding, and Lorrena Bobbitt. When I woke up, my leg was broken, my penis was severed, and my health insurance had been cancelled.

OK, I know I already used that one a few years ago, but I couldn't resist....

So which one were you in the threesome?

Tonya, Hillary and Lorrena? :)

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I had a really weird dream about the redskins last nite. I dreamed me and my dad were going to a skins game but its was at a high school stadium and where we were sitting we couldnt see anything. And there were all the TV screens and none of them were showing the game. And i went running around turning on all these TVs so i could see what was going on. It was a very strange dream.

That wasn't a dream, you were just in the obstructed view section at FedEx

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Does anybody that played football ever have that dream where you're just about ready to leave the locker room and you can't find some key piece of equipment - your helmet, shoes, or shoulder pads? The team leaves the locker room and I'm scrambling to find the damned piece of gear. Weird.

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Does anybody that played football ever have that dream where you're just about ready to leave the locker room and you can't find some key piece of equipment - your helmet, shoes, or shoulder pads? The team leaves the locker room and I'm scrambling to find the damned piece of gear. Weird.

I bet Thurman Thomas has had that dream once or twice. :)

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That Marcus Washington chased Tom Brady out of bounds to avoid a sack and Sean Taylor hit Brady hard and shattered his helmet (no flag went out).

And then later that night i had a dream that Joe Gibbs was signing autographs at this mall and he wrote "Good will to the world, Joe Gibbs" on my Chris Cooley jersey.

I think its a premonition for next season. Tom Brady better watch out.

:dallasuck

An 18 yr old dreams about football and Gibbs.

I dream about sex.

Something amiss here.

:laugh: :laugh:

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Does anybody that played football ever have that dream where you're just about ready to leave the locker room and you can't find some key piece of equipment - your helmet, shoes, or shoulder pads? The team leaves the locker room and I'm scrambling to find the damned piece of gear. Weird.

I have actually had that dream. I have had it about baseball as well, I can never find my glove or batting gloves, its really frustrating. Any shrinks out there wanna analyze this?

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Does anybody that played football ever have that dream where you're just about ready to leave the locker room and you can't find some key piece of equipment - your helmet, shoes, or shoulder pads? The team leaves the locker room and I'm scrambling to find the damned piece of gear. Weird.

When I played I used to have a dream all the time,

I used to play DT and Guard, the ball would be hiked and I couldn't move my feet. they were like in cement blocks and I would wake up in the morning with leg cramps.

Really weird but I had all the time during the season.

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