NattyLight Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/ This should go over well. I have officially lost faith in humanity. Go nuts guys!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeInJc aka M.I.A. Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I like how it says it can do know evil but if you look up things like: "how to make bombs" or "how to kill people and get away with it" I'd bet it would take you right to or at least close to what you were looking for. I can't believe I'm actually trying to argue my point:doh: . Whoever created this needs a gunshot blast to their face, this is as close to blasphemy as you are going to get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaudry Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I think it's funny. Google is pretty "all-knowing".....and it gives you porn. Has your "God" ever given you porn? I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Whoever created this needs a gunshot blast to their face, this is as close to blasphemy as you are going to get. Keep preaching the gospel, brudda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Supernatural gods are rejected on the notion they are inherently unprovable." LOL, silly Enlightenment Modernists, they still think that things are able to be proven. :laugh: I wonder when they'll take all their followers to a tropical island and start serving Kool-aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I like how it says it can do know evil but if you look up things like: "how to make bombs" or "how to kill people and get away with it" I'd bet it would take you right to or at least close to what you were looking for.I can't believe I'm actually trying to argue my point:doh: . Whoever created this needs a gunshot blast to their face, this is as close to blasphemy as you are going to get. It's a fairly weak attempt at humor - no more. But you think the punishment for expressing an opinion "close to blasphemy" should be a "gunshot blast to their face"? Which "religion of peace" are you a follower of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Which "religion of peace" are you a follower of? Realize that not all of us are followers of "religions of peace". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Realize that not all of us are followers of "religions of peace". I've yet to find one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raperry2 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 this god has a huge porn collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mass_SkinsFan Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I've yet to find one :laugh: You might be surprised what some of us who don't follow a mainstream religion believe, ashburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 this god is a loving god: "Your email will NOT be sold to any third party sources." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Pretty unconvincing. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The Flying Spaghetti Monster will spite these guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 this god has a huge porn collection. Yeah, but no stripper factory. I'll stick to Pastafarianism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEF Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The Flying Spaghetti Monster will spite these guys... Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The Flying Spaghetti Monster will spite these guys...Don't you mean "smite"? :laugh:Anyways, there's a new Lesser god fighting to take control of the Search Engine Pantheon. His name is Clusty. http://clusty.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYSkins1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 This is just an attempt at satire--nothing more. I think it's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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