TradeTheBeal! Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 ...she irons her clothes in the driveway! :laugh: Next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 your momma is so fat, she eats conspiracy theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 yo mamma is so fat that it took me 2 planes, 3 buses and a mile bike ride to get on her good side! yo mamma so fat when she goes to mcdondalds and looks at the menu, she says Yes. yo mamma so fat when shes goes to the movies she sits next to everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Your momma is so fat... we are inside her right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 ...she irons her clothes in the driveway! :laugh: Next? Someone has been watching MTV. I was watching it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentClinton07 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Whoever has the best your momma joke gets a thousand dollars in cash MONEE. :laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo momma is so fat, everytime she backs up, she says, "Beep..... beep..... beep..... " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Your mamma is so fat, she has more chins' than a Chinese phonebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 your momma is so fat, she eats conspiracy theories :rotflmao: :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo momma so fat, they have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Your mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Your mamma is so fat, she has more chins' than a Chinese phonebook. That line was from the 2nd Austin Powers movie, except it wasn't a yo momma joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Whoever has the best your momma joke gets a thousand dollars in cash MONEE. :laugh::laugh: :rotflmao: LMAO Vern. Everytime Wilmer says that, I laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin101 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 a thousand dollars cash mahneeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Your momma is so fat that when she jumps up into the air, she gets stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Yo momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 ...that when she f**ked a blind guy, he thought it was a threesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sir Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Anyone else think MTV was a little late coming out with this TV show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Ya momma so fat she gotta set her alarm clock ahead six hours early just to get up in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 yo mamma is soo fat, sizzler had to install speed bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Your mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. two trips hell 4 trips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeHateIggles Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo momma's so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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