ashburnskinsfan Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Your thoughts make angels sad. Apparently calling Rincewind isn't a fun thing to do in a Boston hotel room. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Your thoughts make angels sad. Your post assumes that angels give a damn what rince thinks. I don't think that's necessarily a safe assumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Prank call Mass_Skinsfan. There are so many options and possibilities with this it's ridiculous.Edit: Here's an idea. Invite MSF to a communist convention at the hotel. Then greet him in the lobby dressed as Che Guevara. Laugh as he tries to stone you. Then run around the hotel and see how long you can stay away from him when he pulls out a taser. Call as John Kerry and say that he and Ted Kennedy would like to have a threesome with Mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call Chomerics. Tell him you work with John Kerry and Senator Kerry has seen Choms posts and would like to have a sit down to discuss his platform. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left. Call MassSkinsFan. Tell him you are.....um....er....William Wallace, yeah. And you would like to meet with him to discuss tactics for invading northern England. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left. Post up at the bar, watch the hilarity ensue. Wear something bulletproof. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call Chomerics. Tell him you work with John Kerry and Senator Kerry has seen Choms posts and would like to have a sit down to discuss his platform. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left.Call MassSkinsFan. Tell him you are.....um....er....William Wallace, yeah. And you would like to meet with him to discuss tactics for invading northern England. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left. Post up at the bar, watch the hilarity ensue. Wear something bulletproof. :laugh: Winner. Game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call Chomerics. Tell him you work with John Kerry and Senator Kerry has seen Choms posts and would like to have a sit down to discuss his platform. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left.Call MassSkinsFan. Tell him you are.....um....er....William Wallace, yeah. And you would like to meet with him to discuss tactics for invading northern England. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left. Post up at the bar, watch the hilarity ensue. Wear something bulletproof. :laugh: Very good ... but I think Rincewind would call it on a technicality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Very good ... but I think Rincewind would call it on a technicality. Its the hotel bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Its the hotel bar. Fair enough, if you normally sleep in the bar when you stay at a hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call Chomerics. Tell him you work with John Kerry and Senator Kerry has seen Choms posts and would like to have a sit down to discuss his platform. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left.Call MassSkinsFan. Tell him you are.....um....er....William Wallace, yeah. And you would like to meet with him to discuss tactics for invading northern England. Meet him at the Black Rose Pub, booth in the far back on the left. Post up at the bar, watch the hilarity ensue. Wear something bulletproof. :laugh: It's OVER! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call up tah local cah dealahships and see if deys gonna commence ta gettin dat deh new "smaht cah." Go town to the hotel bar. Attempt to recreate the bar scene from Good Will Hunting with every single person that walks in. Finish all sentences with "DO YOU LIKE APPLES????" :rotflmao: best thread ever :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 If you are there on St. Paddy's, go out and drink as much green beer as possible. Before you check out of the hotel, leave a "green monster" in the toilet. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Go to the liquor cabinet and pour all the clear liquors into seperate glasses, then pour them back into different bottles. "No, mine tastes just fine. Its a rum and tonic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Take a sip of brandy as we all sit around the fireplace, then at the most inopertune time say, "So Bob. This is 2006, right? That means I've been banging your daughter for seven years now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Correct yourself and say..."Oh, and the other one for two." :laugh: Actually bang your sister-in-law. Trust me, it'll be worth all the headaches later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Organize eveyone to build a snow fort for the little kids. Forget to include an exit and trap them inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Correct yourself and say..."Oh, and the other one for two." :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Insist on a vegetarian option for Christmas dinner. Then eat 3/4 of the ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Insist on a vegetarian option for Christmas dinner. Then eat 3/4 of the ham. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Clog their toilets and constantly complain about the toilets always being clogged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Buy your wife/girlfriend something totally whorish from Fredericks of Hollywood. Like this: Wrap it and put it under the tree with the rest of the presents. "yeah honey, what'd you get? Let us all see!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Dress up as Santa Claus and boldly proclaim to your kids, "Hahaha! There IS no daddy!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 Dress up as Santa Claus and boldly proclaim to your kids, "Hahaha! There IS no daddy!!!!!!" :rotflmao: Want to REALLY screw the kids up? Like, psychiatry for life? Ok, heres the plan: Buy a Santa Suit and some pillows............ Christmas Eve when everyone is sleeping, go downstairs, fill the Santa suit with the pillows, leave it on the ground by the fireplace. Knock the milk over and throw the cookies on the floor. Knock some furniture over and pull the stockings off the mantle. Spray some ketchup all over the place. A lot of it. Everywhere. Go sprint a lap around the house so you break a sweat and are out of breath. Go back inside and cause a ruckus. When everyone comes downstairs, stand over the Santa suit holding the poker for the fireplace in one hand, panting. "This guy was breaking in, but he picked the wrong mother****ing house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Just when I think the thread can't get any better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 If you stay in one of your inlaw's kid's room, plant drugs in the matress and then bring it to the parent's attention... Double points if it's either a superhardcore drug like Heroin or Coke or if the kid already has a history of run ins with drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Keep talking about how much better your family's tradition of holiday events are compared to your inlaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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