PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Go town to the hotel bar. Attempt to recreate the bar scene from Good Will Hunting with every single person that walks in. Finish all sentences with "DO YOU LIKE APPLES????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call a local sports-talk radio show. Tell them that your favorite Bradys in order are: 1. Greg 2. Marsha 3. James 4. Wayne 5. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call a local sports-talk radio show. Tell them that your favorite Bradys in order are:1. Greg 2. Marsha 3. James 4. Wayne 5. Tom :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Claim that you forgot your reading glasses and have the desk clerk read the following sentence aloud for you: Jamar parked the car far from the bar, but met Bart Starr who was wearing Carharts and letting smart farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Go to a restaurant, after your meal ask for a side of baked beans, then throw a fit when they don't look like these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 If your last name is Kennedy, feel free to get wicked drunk and drive on the sidewalks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 If your last name is Kennedy, feel free to get wicked drunk and drive on the sidewalks. :laugh: Nice. Or.... If your last name is Kennedy, take your date out for a lovely moonlight drive.....off a bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call a local sports-talk radio show. Tell them that your favorite Bradys in order are:1. Greg 2. Marsha 3. James 4. Wayne 5. Tom :laugh::laugh::laugh: Keep it up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Hang your head out the window and yell, "Yeah! But look what David Patten did for us!!!!!! Errrr..." *shut window fast* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call up tah local cah dealahships and see if deys gonna commence ta gettin dat deh new "smaht cah." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call an escort service and ask for big papi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Walk down to the hotel bar and order a Guiness......nah, on the other hand, make it a frozen margarita with a salted rim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call an escort service and ask for big papi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Call up Curt Schilling and see if he's up for a little slumpbusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Just for you PB: Call the Celtics front office and ask what they plan on doing with a 7-foot tatooed freak from the hills of West By-God, who's afraid to take his weak white ass into the paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 If you are there on St. Paddy's, go out and drink as much green beer as possible. Before you check out of the hotel, leave a "green monster" in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Just for you PB:Call the Celtics front office and ask what they plan on doing with a 7-foot tatooed freak from the hills of West By-God, who's afraid to take his weak white ass into the paint. You sonofa****. :nutkick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call the front desk and tell them your name is Sheik Khalid Al Zoony and make a threat. Tell them, "I have some paper airplanes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 You sonofa****. :nutkick: Dang, did you have to kick me in the pittsnoggles? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call Tom Brady and ask him if he knows what the names of his wide receivers are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Go to the Boston Sports Museum (if there is one) and ask the tour guide why the floor of the old Boston Garden was made of butter. When he says, "Buttah? Whatchoo tahkin 'bout? It wasn't made uh buttah." Say, "I know. It was Parkay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call an escort service and ask for big papi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Call up Curt Schilling and see if he's up for a little slumpbusting. Wait, i read that "ask for A big papi." As in......... a big papi is some kind of sex act. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Buy a woman some flahwiz. :flowers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Prank call Mass_Skinsfan. There are so many options and possibilities with this it's ridiculous. Edit: Here's an idea. Invite MSF to a communist convention at the hotel. Then greet him in the lobby dressed as Che Guevara. Laugh as he tries to stone you. Then run around the hotel and see how long you can stay away from him when he pulls out a taser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Most of these suggestions involve leaving the hotel room. You people suck at the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Most of these suggestions involve leaving the hotel room. You people suck at the internets. Your thoughts make angels sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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