PleaseBlitz Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 When checking out of your hotel room, drop the pen over and over and over as you sign your credit card bill. Flinch dramatically as if about to be hit by a baseball bat every time the desk clerk makes a move to pick up the pen for you. Finish signing the bill and then curl up in a fetal position in the hotel lobby. Make sure you signed your bill "Freddie Mitchell." Hahahahaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Under the giant sign that reads, "Philadelphia. The City of Brotherly Love." Hang a banner that reads, "And you thought San Francisco was the gayest city in America." (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Dress up as Santa Claus and go to the Linc with an AK-47. Commandeer the PA microphone and shout, "OK, now I'm gonna give you ****ers something to boo about!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 That's it for me folks. Don't forget, I'll be at the ES Improv all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses. (And then help them back up.) :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 If the hotel lobby is concrete, ask the clerk why they spraypainted the turf from The Vet that color and that you prefer it green... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 ask what a delphia is and then proceed to ask how to fill one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 ask what a delphia is and then proceed to ask how to fill one... not bad, not bad... :laugh: .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Hang a sign at the Linc that reads "hey on average Pennsylvania has 2.5 lombardi's per team" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 ask what a delphia is and then proceed to ask how to fill one... Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Dress up like the Quaker Guy and walk around the breakfast buffet screaming at everyone who's not eating their oatmeal. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Ask for a cheesesteak without meat or dairy products... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Take the multiply-concussed Ben Roethlisberger to the Linc, escort him into the Eagles locker room and tell him, "Of course this is Heinz Field, silly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Go to the Linc dressed like a Kangaroo and demand that they let the new mascot in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Walk around in Tampa Bay Buccaneer garb head to toe... falling over yourself laughing like a banshee and running into strangers and hanging on them, saying over and over "62 yards! 62 yards!!!!! I can't believe he made it!" .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Walk around in Tampa Bay Buccaneer garb head to toe... falling over yourself laughing like a banshee and running into strangers and hanging on them, saying over and over "62 yards! 62 yards!!!!! I can't believe he made it!".... :point2sky :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Sneak into the Eagles locker room and change all the helmet warning labels to read: "WARNING: This helmet will protect the user against head injury in most cases when properly worn. However, extreme care should still be exercised when bowling with Allen Iverson." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 26, 2006 Author Share Posted October 26, 2006 Tell people you are one of the 76ers not named Allen Iverson. See if anyone calls your bluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Go to a Burger King and order a Royale with cheese... actually you could do this anywhere, except in France... They may mistake the word Cheese for War and everyone would run in fear and hand you the keys to the city... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Start a thread about a banned ES favorite, have said thread mysteriously removed... er.... relocated. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Start a thread about a banned ES favorite, have said thread mysteriously removed... er.... relocated. :paranoid: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Our mystery traveler is spending some time in Beantown. Lets make sure he stays busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 Mention that you are from the South. Refer to everyone you meet as a "Yankee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call WBZ and ask them on-air if anyone realized that Bill Buckner and Bill Clinton had the same thing happen to their respective careers. (Wait for it...) It went right between their legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call down to the front desk and ask the clerk if they know what city in New Jersey, Boston College is in.... (Seriously, for like 8 years I thought BC was in Jersey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Call the local longshoremen's union and ask what time their tea break is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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