PleaseBlitz Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Draw faces on several barf bags and create an award-winning puppet show for the ready-made seated audience of passengers behind you.Have puppet show immortalized by National Film Board of Canada. Make the puppet show about two *******s on a plane - make sure the puppets look like the two people sitting behind you. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Some funny ish here fellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Why does the subject line say "sitting in a plane" while all the responses are about waiting in a hotel or driving thru Cleveland ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Why does the subject line say "sitting in a plane" while all the responses are about waiting in a hotel or driving thru Cleveland ? Its not obvious? Google is your friend Mick. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Why does the subject line say "sitting in a plane" while all the responses are about waiting in a hotel or driving thru Cleveland ? thread title is changing. PleaseBlitz- "prop your legs up on the ac to cool off your junk" Fun things to do while sitting in a plane :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: legs straight up in the air :laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Why does the subject line say "sitting in a plane" while all the responses are about waiting in a hotel or driving thru Cleveland ? Its not obvious? Google is your friend Mick. :thumbsup: I still like my one idea about what to do in Cincinnati. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Why does the subject line say "sitting in a plane" while all the responses are about waiting in a hotel or driving thru Cleveland ? Blame it on evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 When the person next to you tries to start small talk by asking the traditional airline passenger question, "So where are you headed", reply with "I'm flying to Duke University in Durham to get treatment from a special doctor for the highly contagious Small Pox" and then proceed to sneeze all over him and his airline food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 When the person next to you tries to start small talk by asking the traditional airline passenger question, "So where are you headed", reply with "I'm flying to Duke University in Durham to get treatment from a special doctor for the highly contagious Small Pox" and then proceed to sneeze all over him and his airline food. Airline food? someone hasn't flown in awhile :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Airline food? someone hasn't flown in awhile :laugh: Or maybe it's the opposite - I'm sittin in First Class or Business Class, cutting into my Filet Mignon, while you're sittin in the back of the plane, struggling to shake your 11 peanuts out of that little bag :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Or maybe it's the opposite - I'm sittin in First Class or Business Class, cutting into my Filet Mignon, while you're sittin in the back of the plane, struggling to shake your 11 peanuts out of that little bag :laugh: :laugh::laugh: or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Wait a minute. Are we sitting in a plane waiting to take off or in a Cleveland hotel room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Wait a minute. Are we sitting in a plane waiting to take off or in a Cleveland hotel room? Im in my office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Wait a minute. Are we sitting in a plane waiting to take off or in a Cleveland hotel room? We ? If you and PB are in a Cleveland hotel room together please don't tell us what you're doing there together :puke: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 We ?If you and PB are in a Cleveland hotel room together please don't tell us what you're doing there together :puke: :laugh: Hmmm.....just from their user names Rocky21 and PleaseBlitz I'd say Rocky's doing the pitchin' :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 dbl post....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 dbl post....... Double-Posts don't occur 3 minutes apart - they occur simultaneously. Admit it Dean, you were just trying to bump the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Double-Posts don't occur 3 minutes apart - they occur simultaneously.Admit it Dean, you were just trying to bump the thread :laugh: I was actually dozing for a minute and when I came to the reply screen was still there and I hit reply again :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 If you and PB are in a Cleveland hotel room together please don't tell us what you're doing there together :laugh:We're in the same room that you and Scott Stapp used. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 :laugh: I was actually dozing for a minute One of the benefits of owning your own business and being your own boss :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 22, 2008 Author Share Posted March 22, 2008 Show up a little bit drunk, but not too drunk. Just enough to show that you can handle your liquor. Her dad will respect that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 22, 2008 Author Share Posted March 22, 2008 When eating dinner, whenver someone asks to pass the main course, blurt out, "yeah, your daughter likes the meat too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Refuse to eat any cylindrical in shape, when someones asks why just state it reminds you too much of prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 PB will never let this thread die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Put all the peanuts in the house in your mouth and scream "I'm a squirrel!" then get bored with it and spit them all out on her dad's desktop. They'll admire your sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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