timitim Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 For those of you who don't know anything about me, i am from the Pacific Northwest. Washington State to be exact. I have three friends that i have had since high school whom i share absolutely nothing in common with other than the fact that we are all die hard Redskins fans. I received a phone call the other day from one of them telling me about what happened to him one day prior. To set the stage...i live on the border of Washington and Oregon. Between the two states lies the Columbia River. Now the tobacco tax is different between the two states and it is actually cheaper to buy cigarettes in Oregon than in Washington. So there are a lot of Washington residences that travel over the bridge into Oregon to purchase these cigarettes then drive back over. This was exactly what my friend was doing. After having traveled into Oregon and was about to make a left hand turn into the drive through Cigarette vendor booth when suddenly a white Ford pick up truck came screaming in and cut him off to get to the vendor first nearly causing a wreck. My friend was pissed at the rudeness of this driver which apexed after seeing what was on the rear tinted window of the cab. You guessed it...a huge cowboy sticker that stretched nearly the entire window. This guy was obviously a die hard fan. Well this drive through booth has two service windows and both this cowgirl fan and my friend where occupying each window. However, my friend was finished first so he was able to reach the light for the intersection to the bridge first. White Ford pickup truck finished shortly after and pulled in behind when the light turned green. Obviously in a hurry to get home and smoke his brains out he tried to get in the left lane and pass my friend and cut him off for the second time to get on to the bridge. Thank god for big V8 engines cause me friend stepped on the gas making white fords maneuver impossible so in fit of rage he pulled in so close behind that he nearly took off the rear bumper. This was the final straw. My friend decided that a lesson in patience was in order here. The speed limit for this bridge in 35 MPH. However, most drivers take this bridge at about 45 sometimes 55 for the whole two miles across. So you could imagine the boiling point of white Ford being reached when my friend decided to drop his speed down to 20 MPH. Looking into his rear view mirror with a certain smug look about his baby face complexion my friend took in a certain sense of Redskin pride making a Cowboy fan so pissed off, yelling, screaming and punching his steering wheel and dash board. With less than 20 yards left till the bridge ended and the one lane road branching off into 4 my friend had his son look in the back seat for what he thought was to be the final act this joyful bliss. Rolling down his window my friend held out his Washington Redskins Hat and faced toward white Ford whom became so enraged by this began swerving to and fro from the large sweeping motions he was making with his hand while flipping the bird. This sent my friend in a fit of laughter that i am sure could be heard for miles. But this is not the end of our great humiliation. After reaching the end of the bridge and the four lanes of traffic there was an intersection ahead and the light was clearly RED. In a fit of blood seething rage white Ford swerved into the farthest right most lane and hit the gas with everything that the vehicle could muster and ran the red light brilliantly missing scared motorists through the intersection. When low and behold in the right lane of this intersection was a cop whom witnessed the entire infraction...hit the Wailer and sped after our....chew spittn, hay bailin, gay star lovin, Drew Bledsoe cheerin, tinted window sticker havin waste of friggn space. This act cause a fit of laughter that was so violent in my friend that he almost went into convultions and nearly threw up as he drove by the pissed off White Ford drivin motorist on the side of the road.................with his Washington Redskins hat flowing ever so brilliantly in the wind. HAIL :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish50 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 That was a beautiful story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Grundle Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfaninny Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 That was awesome! Road rage is a terrible thing. I've seen it first hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allsup Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Great story. I have a feeling the rage this puke fan has is just a taste of what he will feel after we play them this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackest Eyes Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 hahahahahahahahahaha awesome story dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 that was great. that was definitely a good start to my day. thanks for the gift of laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan5315 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Greatest story I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEHEREAFTER Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 :laugh: Wow! These run-ins-with-Cowboy-fan testimonials are incredible and very entertaining. Everything from intentionally spilling a drink on a Cowboy fans jersey in the mall to stories of highspeed encounters. Man, you guys really take this rivalry stuff into your everyday lives away from football!? Entertaining... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy2677 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 :laugh: Wow! These run-ins-with-Cowboy-fan testimonials are incredible and very entertaining. Everything from intentionally spilling a drink on a Cowboy fans jersey in the mall to stories of highspeed encounters. Man, you guys really take this rivalry stuff into your everyday lives away from football!? Entertaining... :cool: Well I guess stuff like this is hard to come by when your neighbors live 31 Miles apart from each other in Texas lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom [Giants fan] Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I'm all for pranks and fun but what is with doing these things with the kids present? And causing potentially dangerous situations? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 That was certainly dangerous and stupid; but I loved the story none-the-less. I hate Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Ummm, well it sounds like said Cowboys fan was acting like a real tool and got what was coming to him. However, I have to agree with others in saying that playing road rage games on a bridge with the kids present is a bit too dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDirtbags Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 :laugh: Wow! These run-ins-with-Cowboy-fan testimonials are incredible and very entertaining. Everything from intentionally spilling a drink on a Cowboy fans jersey in the mall to stories of highspeed encounters. Man, you guys really take this rivalry stuff into your everyday lives away from football!? Entertaining... :cool: ya u mite wanna watch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDirtbags Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 actually guys the skins fan was the one going UNDER the speed limit and the cowpuke fan went over AND ran the red lite so the skins fan didnt do nething illegal except swerving through lanes...and maybe holding up traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksun247 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Classic story. Definitely good for more than a few laughs at the enemies expense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 For those of you who don't know anything about me, i am from the Pacific Northwest. Washington State to be exact. I have three friends that i have had since high school whom i share absolutely nothing in common with other than the fact that we are all die hard Redskins fans. I received a phone call the other day from one of them telling me about what happened to him one day prior.To set the stage...i live on the border of Washington and Oregon. Between the two states lies the Columbia River. Now the tobacco tax is different between the two states and it is actually cheaper to buy cigarettes in Oregon than in Washington. So there are a lot of Washington residences that travel over the bridge into Oregon to purchase these cigarettes then drive back over. This was exactly what my friend was doing. After having traveled into Oregon and was about to make a left hand turn into the drive through Cigarette vendor booth when suddenly a white Ford pick up truck came screaming in and cut him off to get to the vendor first nearly causing a wreck. My friend was pissed at the rudeness of this driver which apexed after seeing what was on the rear tinted window of the cab. You guessed it...a huge cowboy sticker that stretched nearly the entire window. This guy was obviously a die hard fan. Well this drive through booth has two service windows and both this cowgirl fan and my friend where occupying each window. However, my friend was finished first so he was able to reach the light for the intersection to the bridge first. White Ford pickup truck finished shortly after and pulled in behind when the light turned green. Obviously in a hurry to get home and smoke his brains out he tried to get in the left lane and pass my friend and cut him off for the second time to get on to the bridge. Thank god for big V8 engines cause me friend stepped on the gas making white fords maneuver impossible so in fit of rage he pulled in so close behind that he nearly took off the rear bumper. This was the final straw. My friend decided that a lesson in patience was in order here. The speed limit for this bridge in 35 MPH. However, most drivers take this bridge at about 45 sometimes 55 for the whole two miles across. So you could imagine the boiling point of white Ford being reached when my friend decided to drop his speed down to 20 MPH. Looking into his rear view mirror with a certain smug look about his baby face complexion my friend took in a certain sense of Redskin pride making a Cowboy fan so pissed off, yelling, screaming and punching his steering wheel and dash board. With less than 20 yards left till the bridge ended and the one lane road branching off into 4 my friend had his son look in the back seat for what he thought was to be the final act this joyful bliss. Rolling down his window my friend held out his Washington Redskins Hat and faced toward white Ford whom became so enraged by this began swerving to and fro from the large sweeping motions he was making with his hand while flipping the bird. This sent my friend in a fit of laughter that i am sure could be heard for miles. But this is not the end of our great humiliation. After reaching the end of the bridge and the four lanes of traffic there was an intersection ahead and the light was clearly RED. In a fit of blood seething rage white Ford swerved into the farthest right most lane and hit the gas with everything that the vehicle could muster and ran the red light brilliantly missing scared motorists through the intersection. When low and behold in the right lane of this intersection was a cop whom witnessed the entire infraction...hit the Wailer and sped after our....chew spittn, hay bailin, gay star lovin, Drew Bledsoe cheerin, tinted window sticker havin waste of friggn space. This act cause a fit of laughter that was so violent in my friend that he almost went into convultions and nearly threw up as he drove by the pissed off White Ford drivin motorist on the side of the road.................with his Washington Redskins hat flowing ever so brilliantly in the wind. HAIL :dallasuck :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: That is hilarious! :point2sky :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 :laugh: Wow! These run-ins-with-Cowboy-fan testimonials are incredible and very entertaining. Everything from intentionally spilling a drink on a Cowboy fans jersey in the mall to stories of highspeed encounters. Man, you guys really take this rivalry stuff into your everyday lives away from football!? Entertaining... :cool: Well, I guess when you guys made it personal by the arrogant taunts & relentless aggression towards Redskins fans for, I don't know, 15 years there?, it was bound to go this way. I'm not saying that ALL Cowboys fans are/were like that, but many encounters with Cowboys fans throughout the 90's were rarely pleasant & almost always started with the Cowboys fan being the aggressor. We spent years on the defensive because you were always beating up on us on the field & we would always lay down & die. Now, things are changing, Gibbs is back, there is an air of respectable football in this town again, & now WE are the aggressors & you suddenly DON'T LIKE IT? Gee, sounds like a taste of one's own medicine to me. Sorry, but it's the truth. I don't know about the Washington/Oregon area, but being a Homer, I can tell you that this area was inundated with trailor park, redneck, wife beating, ghetto Cowboys (fairweather) fans who, at the least little opportunity, would go out of their way to rub the latest loss in our faces or their latest Super Bowl win (which was different for just about each & every one of them). So, while I feel your pain, I'm inclined to express my deepest feelings on the subject. :moon: :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEHEREAFTER Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 ya u mite wanna watch out :laugh: I've been in enemy territory all my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred23975 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Best story ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEHEREAFTER Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 Well, I guess when you guys made it personal by the arrogant taunts & relentless aggression towards Redskins fans for, I don't know, 15 years there?, it was bound to go this way. I'm not saying that ALL Cowboys fans are/were like that, but many encounters with Cowboys fans throughout the 90's were rarely pleasant & almost always started with the Cowboys fan being the aggressor. We spent years on the defensive because you were always beating up on us on the field & we would always lay down & die. Now, things are changing, Gibbs is back, there is an air of respectable football in this town again, & now WE are the aggressors & you suddenly DON'T LIKE IT? Gee, sounds like a taste of one's own medicine to me. Sorry, but it's the truth. I don't know about the Washington/Oregon area, but being a Homer, I can tell you that this area was inundated with trailor park, redneck, wife beating, ghetto Cowboys (fairweather) fans who, at the least little opportunity, would go out of their way to rub the latest loss in our faces or their latest Super Bowl win (which was different for just about each & every one of them). So, while I feel your pain, I'm inclined to express my deepest feelings on the subject.:moon: :dallasuck :laugh: I guess some fans take it too far. Blatent taunting of fans that you don't know after a loss is not always a smart thing. The Boys/Skins rivalry is the best in sports. It looks like the NFCE will be strong again like old times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laxman06 Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 great story:dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 its stories like that that make you happy to be alive :dallasuck :eaglesuck :gaintsuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 ']I'm all for pranks and fun but what is with doing these things with the kids present? And causing potentially dangerous situations? :doh: Tom...go suck an egg pal kidding of course. But dude, what did he do wrong? The guy drove 20mph. How is that dangerous? The guy got what he deserved. If he was smart, nice, or an all-in-the-fun of rivalry kind of fan, he would have honked and smiled or said something in fun. However, the guy was a prick (CLEARLY), so don't point the finger in the direction of the person that was the "bigger person" in this situation. Sure he could of drove off, but he would have missed the fun...which was the idiot cowpie having the karma police pull him over. Ha ha ha :laugh: Great read! HTTR! :dallasuck :gaintsuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 Gee, sounds like a taste of one's own medicine to me. Sorry, but it's the truth. I don't know about the Washington/Oregon area, but being a Homer, I can tell you that this area was inundated with trailor park, redneck, wife beating, ghetto Cowboys (fairweather) fans...yeah their called "THE TEXANS" fans (bet the cowpies lost a few Dallas boys to Houston even as recent as last year from the 4th quarter debacle to the ass woopin at Fed Ex.) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:HTTR! I LOVE THIS TEAM :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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