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when you can't count your teams SB appearances on one hand.. :(

or when you're so stupid you have to take your shorts off to count to 21.

You know you're a Cowboy fan when your parents talk about the night they first met...at the family reunion.

You're a Cowboy fan if the perfect wedding gift for you is... baby shoes for a 2 year old.

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You know you're a cowboys fan when you own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

You view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.

Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You know you are a cowboys fan when you are stupid, and ugly, and smell bad, and have bad breath, and fart, and poop in your pants, and cry all the time, and wonder how hot wheel cars mysteriously get lodged up your ass, and poop your pants, and wet the bed, and piss out of your nose, and eat poop, and drink pee, and roll around in dog poop..and like it, and eat dirt, and dont change your diaper, and eat bugs, and smell bad... and fart..

thats about it.

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when you can't count your teams SB appearances on one hand.. :(

Actually you might be a Steelers fan. Or 'Skins fan after February '07

You know your a cowboys fan, when your team has enough super bowl rings to fill up a complete hand

And you might be a Steelers or 49ers fan.

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