ejay183 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 We won the last two games when the karma thread was posted, so not to break the winning streak we have to do one for Dallas. If you cant think of anything positive to say, there are plenty of other topics to bash the Cowboys. Dallas isnt so bad because my friend is a Houston Rockets fan and I bet him that the Wizards were going to get farther in the playoffs than the Rockets. The Dallas Mavericks beat the Rockets in the first round and I won $30 dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Delete thread, quickly! This thread was not started in the appropriate manner! The football gods will not be pleased! Delete! Delete!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Delete thread, quickly! This thread was not started in the appropriate manner! The football gods will not be pleased! Delete! Delete!! :laugh: Honorary Hog is offline until tomorrow night. I had permission to post it last week, and was in the middle of obtaining permission for this week....... what do you think, shall I re-post it? Or do we wait until H.Hog returns tomorrow....... Such a fine superstitious line we walk this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Thank you ejay183 for your anxiousness about the Karma Thread. I have the sought-permission of honorary_hog, great founder of the thread, to post it. To avoid any inconsistencies or idiosyncrasies which may alter the outcome of this week's all important game....let's start it over in proper format..... The Karma thread, for those who have been out of this loop, is for saying nice things, and only nice things, about this week's opponent, the Dallas Cowboys (as hard as it may be), in hopes of increasing favor with God, the Football Gods, St. Karma, or whomever you choose to believe in, for an end result of a dominant win this Sunday. You can comment on the city, anything about the team's uniforms, etc., just remember, folks: *positive*=favor. I'll start........ I like Dallas because I liked the soap opera Dallas, especially the theme song, which rocks. I like the Cowboys because I used to play "Cowboys and Indians" with my brother and neighborhood friends all of the time, which I believe is a classic childhood game that is relatively ancient now and absent amongst today's Gameboy-ridden kids. I like Dallas because..........did I mention the soap opera already? Oh! The "Who shot JR" episode was superior. Okay! Get those minds going.......this is a challenge, but if we want this win, we've got to do what we've got to do, so step up, fans, and our team will. HTTR! :helmet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm11387 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Dallas is in a warm climate zone. (thats all I got) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autographcollector Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Dallas Sucks.... My Dad said its the ugliest city in America.... Boring place to visit. I am good at these threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Dallas Sucks....My Dad said its the ugliest city in America.... Boring place to visit. I am good at these threads... Oh no! Anti-karmaite is back! Trying to continue your two-game anti-karma "streak", are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natem985 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like Dallas because..... wait this thread is not possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.A.M.F. Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like Dallas because they are half of our great rivalry, best in the league. I like Dallas because they let us come back in the fourth quarter of our previous game. ... I have to go hit something now, said "I like Dallas" too many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like Dallas because they are half of our great rivalry, best in the league.I like Dallas because they let us come back in the fourth quarter of our previous game. ... I have to go hit something now, said "I like Dallas" too many times. :notworthy Excellent. Just excellent. Masterpiece karma there, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like Dallas because ................. I l*K3 Dallas b#cause ................ I ^nUe D1-$a$ 8ecAUs! ....... Sorry, I tried but my computer keeps rejecting that first part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drone007 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like dallas because without it, some of those fans would be in MD/VA/DC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSean21TaylorX Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i like dallas beacuse of their legal woes, out weigh even sean taylors pending case, and it gives me something to laugh at during the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinthemboys Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like the way Tom Landry coached football. <<does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGSKINS Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like dallas because they have some fine ass cheerleaders. I'M such a pimp I might take one out on a date and after spending some time with me. She would drop that dallas gig and become a redskins cheerleader. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinny44 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like DALLAS because they own us... I like the COWBOYS because they are a better organization than the one Dan runs... I like DALLAS because they have more Super Bowl trophies than we do... I like the COWBOYS because they will make the playoffs this year and we won't.... Darn I'm starting to like the COWBOYS (LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyjr Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like Dallas because Jerry Jones has kep the poor plastic surgeon's of the world and their families fed since the mid eighties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like DALLAS because they own us...I like the COWBOYS because they are a better organization than the one Dan runs... I like DALLAS because they have more Super Bowl trophies than we do... I like the COWBOYS because they will make the playoffs this year and we won't.... Darn I'm starting to like the COWBOYS (LOL) Uhhhh. Yeah. That could be taking the reverse karma thing to a different level. Speaking of which. Several Extremesters are from Dallas or the surrounding area, including the Queen. Now that's gotta be good karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like DALLAS because they own us...I like the COWBOYS because they are a better organization than the one Dan runs... I like DALLAS because they have more Super Bowl trophies than we do... I like the COWBOYS because they will make the playoffs this year and we won't.... Darn I'm starting to like the COWBOYS (LOL) Or...you like dallas b/cuz you "sound like a gay". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertfox59 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I love dallas fans. There is nothing more naturally beautiful than the look on a Cowboys Fans face after their quote unquote "Americas team" gets schillacked by the supposed unworthy REDSKINS. For us REDSKINS fans, Watching that Smug smirk of a ****y smile fade away into the face of confused horror and ashamed disbelief is like looking into the face of God It's as if they were looking at a sunset, that, in their arrogance, they thought they created, only to find that what they were really looking at was a 100megaton nuclear bomb that foretold their long suffering winter ahead watching the REDSKINS in the playoffs. .....You're beautiful Dallas Fans.....You're Beautiful... For us REDSKINS fans, Watching that Smug smirk of a ****y smile fade away into the face of confused horror and ashamed disbelief is like looking into the face of God.....You're beautiful Dallas Fans.....You're Beautiful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like Dal......dal.......da......I like Texas because Derrick Dockery and Warrick Holdman went to college there. I like Texas because they produce oil, and i like to drive my car to get places. I like Texas b/c Blondie is from there, and she starts the game day thread every Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslowalrob Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like the Dallas Mavs, except Dirk "the Jerk" Nowitzki threw Jason Terry under a bus last year. But for a long time they were one of my favorite teams because of Mark Cuban (aka the Messiah) and Steve Nash. Any team with any Canadian is awesome, except if it is the Chicago Bulls. And that is my convulated way of saying that Dallas is a quality city because of the Mavericks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNYC Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i love dallas b/c their cheerleaders are so perky and cheery. I heard there is no better coke than in dallas! Dallas is the best b/c backwards its Sallad, who doesn't like a good tossed Sallad??!?!?! (Homer Voice) mmmmmmm droool chunky tuna tossed sallad (/homer voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I like Dallas because its a great example of a city NOT to move to! I like Dallas because all their players eventually wind up in jail, and its fun to joke about it. I like Dallas because Michael Irvin is a crackhead, and its fun to joke about it. I like Dallas because I met this absolutely smokin' girl from there on spring break in Ft. Lauderdale two years ago, and well.....lets just say southern hospitality was in full effect!! :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playoffsplz Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Or...you like dallas b/cuz you "sound like a gay". or maybe u just are gay:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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