Art Monk 4 HOF Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Don't they realize how much better their lives would be if they just won every game they played? It's not like it's hard to win games in the NFL and there's really no excuse to ever lose a game. That's why I need to be the coac because I would just win every game. Just score more points than the other team. If I was the coach yesterday, I would have called for a three-yard run on 3rd and 2 instead of the 1-yard run, GAME OVER!! Why is everyone besides me a complete failure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Don't they realize how much better their lives would be if they just won every game they played? It's not like it's hard to win games in the NFL and there's really no excuse to ever lose a game. That's why I need to be the coac because I would just win every game. Just score more points than the other team. If I was the coach yesterday, I would have called for a three-yard run on 3rd and 2 instead of the 1-yard run, GAME OVER!! Why is everyone besides me a complete failure? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: yeah, i'm with you...the 3-yard run MIGHT have been a better play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborneskins Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail26 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Do you know when I thought The Skins would lose? When The Vikings kicked that field goal and beat The Giants. I thought there is no way we will be tied for first place and I will have a great week! Then we will Beat Oakland and Norv with a winning streak going! Life will be great! But, same old skins! Can't catch a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Art Monk 4 HOF! :allhail: At last! Someone who sees the Light!! :notworthy :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOVA2Tampa Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Don't they realize how much better their lives would be if they just won every game they played? It's not like it's hard to win games in the NFL and there's really no excuse to ever lose a game. That's why I need to be the coac because I would just win every game. Just score more points than the other team. If I was the coach yesterday, I would have called for a three-yard run on 3rd and 2 instead of the 1-yard run, GAME OVER!! Why is everyone besides me a complete failure? Yeah, really...it's so simple... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulstonebraker Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Don't they realize how much better their lives would be if they just won every game they played? It's not like it's hard to win games in the NFL and there's really no excuse to ever lose a game. That's why I need to be the coac because I would just win every game. Just score more points than the other team. If I was the coach yesterday, I would have called for a three-yard run on 3rd and 2 instead of the 1-yard run, GAME OVER!! Why is everyone besides me a complete failure? OMG!!! my thotts exactly!!!! ALSO consider this: why do we have our offensive lineman hold on long pass plays? we should say this to them: "yo o-line dont hold" but in all seriousness... we really shouldve called the 3 yd run, that wouldve rocked!! joe gibbs needs to hand the play calling off to C-portis, and let Sean Taylor play h-back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I almost just laughed out loud at work, nice job, funny a$$ post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
routemkr7 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 That is sooooo funnnnyyyyy Good one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 I think this thread deserves a bump. Coach Gibbs? You reading this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Don't they realize how much better their lives would be if they just won every game they played? It's not like it's hard to win games in the NFL and there's really no excuse to ever lose a game. That's why I need to be the coac because I would just win every game. Just score more points than the other team. If I was the coach yesterday, I would have called for a three-yard run on 3rd and 2 instead of the 1-yard run, GAME OVER!! Why is everyone besides me a complete failure? you are in luck... because we are going to win the next 6 in a row maybe 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDETHEWALRUS Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Great post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamshatterer Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Don't they realize how much better their lives would be if they just won every game they played? It's not like it's hard to win games in the NFL and there's really no excuse to ever lose a game. That's why I need to be the coac because I would just win every game. Just score more points than the other team. If I was the coach yesterday, I would have called for a three-yard run on 3rd and 2 instead of the 1-yard run, GAME OVER!! Why is everyone besides me a complete failure? :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Makes sense to me. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I like this idea. Have your machine call Joe's machine and have it leave a memo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Win every game? Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davethegolfguy Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 :dallasuck :eaglesuck :gaintsuck I don't know, I was thinking he should have called the 4 yard play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Well, we would, if the refs were right all the time. (I'm certain the refs kept us from beating the Giants.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Well, we would, if the refs were right all the time. (I'm certain the refs kept us from beating the Giants.) Nice way to work them in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcoreskinsfan Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 :dallasuck :eaglesuck :gaintsuck I don't know, I was thinking he should have called the 4 yard play. Why not the 60 yard play and take it to the house running?:cheers::bucsuck::wewantd: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yank Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 I would pay off the refs like every other team does and bribe the mediots to hype our plight. Oh, and I would play Lavar more ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChicagoRedskinsFan Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Do you know when I thought The Skins would lose? When The Vikings kicked that field goal and beat The Giants. I thought there is no way we will be tied for first place and I will have a great week! Then we will Beat Oakland and Norv with a winning streak going! Life will be great! But, same old skins! Can't catch a break. That's funny - I thought the same thing. I thought that surely this opportunity was too good for us not to blow it. It looked like they might prove me wrong in the second half but, alas, their comeback was only preperation for more exquisite means of torture.:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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