pez Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 My son and I had a great time with some great people. Only downside washaving to ride home 3 hours with a biohazard! I can swear (did a lot of that) that the chili worked! My son farted the entire way home. Almost wore my window out going up an down. Won't be able to sell this car for a few days. :laugh: He blamed it on Pez's wings.... :doh: Hey! A whole camp of chili and he blamed it on the wings! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sapperton Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 great pics - next week the 4C's camera wil be back - battery issues!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 My son and I had a great time with some great people. Only downside washaving to ride home 3 hours with a biohazard! I can swear (did a lot of that) that the chili worked! My son farted the entire way home. Almost wore my window out going up an down. Won't be able to sell this car for a few days. :laugh: He blamed it on Pez's wings.... :doh: I doubt it was the wings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Hey! A whole camp of chili and he blamed it on the wings! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I told him breathing gives him gas! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I got home and found a phone message from my surgeon telling me that he had to cancel my surgery because of illness and that he would reschedule. Now I'm pissed, because had I known that I could have boozed it up more!! The wife and I had a great time. You couldn't have asked for better weather or a better Redskins victory. I always enjoy meeting more Extremeskins members and sharing good food and drink. Thanks HOF44 for the Beer Pong Champ T-shirts! I'll sport it proudly next game. Special thanks to Huly for the Hog noses! I had people in the upper deck concourse ask to take their picture with me because they loved the hog nose. Was kind of weird, but cool. I'm thinking it's going to have to be part of the outfit for every game!! All in all it was a fantastic day to be at FedEx!!! We're already looking forward to the Eagles game!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I am home sick today! I have the Redskin's flu! :laugh: Don't worry. That usually lasts only 24 hours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Here are the official chili cookoff results for 10-23-2005These categories were judged by our two judges KingGibbs and Skinsfan44. Judges did not know whose chili they were tasting as each chili was put in a numbered Blue bowl for mild and red bowl for hot. They were also judged on a scale of 1-5 (5 being the highest points scored) in these categories: All scores are based on a 1-5 scale (5 being the highest) AROMA - Chili should smell appetizing. CONSISTENCY - Chili should be a smooth combination of meat and gravy. COLOR - Chili should look appetizing. TASTE - Chili should taste good. AFTERTASTE - Chili should leave a pleasant taste after swallowing. ALARM- For HOT chili only Hot chili Results- 3 entries WINNER- Grumpy Vet total score 20 points 2cnd- ArtMonkFan scored 10 3rd- RonJeremy scored 9 Mild Chili Results- 6 entries Winner- GrumpyVet 21 points 2cnd- Laura (with PAREDSKINFANCLUN) 14 points 3rd- Morgan (DK's friend) 13 points 4th- Halter91 11 points 5th- PAREDSKINFAN 6 points 6th- Bugs 5 points As you can see it was a very close race in both categories! If anyone wants their points scored please PM me and I will send you your results for each category. This is an off topic response to this thread but reading this made me think of the funniest email I have ever read. Read this.. Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. FRANK: Holy ****, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to walkie-talkie in 3 extra beers when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers. FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced. Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300lb. ***** is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating. Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. **** those rednecks! Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. FRANK: You could put a ****ing grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like **** to match my goddamn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. **** it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach. Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all,not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank. FRANK: --------------(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 This is an off topic response to this thread but reading this made me think of the funniest email I have ever read. Read this.. Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. FRANK: Holy ****, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to walkie-talkie in 3 extra beers when they saw the look on my face. Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers. FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced. Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300lb. ***** is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm eating. Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. **** those rednecks! Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. FRANK: You could put a ****ing grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like **** to match my goddamn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. **** it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach. Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all,not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank. FRANK: --------------(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report) LMAO that was freakin hilarious! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 that is great. Is it 8 o clock yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 that is great. Is it 8 o clock yet. Haha ... Rough day Halter? I feel your pain ... I really do. Heck, I think that all of us do. I just wish that I had come down with a case of the flu or something like Huly! By the way ... I hope that you didn't mind me picking at you yesterday! And you can thank Kevin B. for encouraging the picking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 beer pong at a tailgate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry DTC you have been topped as the best tailgate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 hmmm, might have to have a talk with the girlfriend about this one:yikes:...or start coming to games!:jk: Nick, I was just looking I swear. Haha ... Rough day Halter?I feel your pain ... I really do. Heck, I think that all of us do. I just wish that I had come down with a case of the flu or something like Huly! By the way ... I hope that you didn't mind me picking at you yesterday! And you can thank Kevin B. for encouraging the picking! No biggy Candace. But just remember, paybacks are a *****. And I demand a recount on the chili. I heard a close friend might be coming to the Iggles game. The Seahawks cousin? muhahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooley-o Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 hey this is jc's daughter and i had a cold and a sour throught bafore the game but i still cheered any way and when i got up this mornig i had lost my voice and almost didnt go to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 beer bong at a tailgate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry DTC you have been topped as the best tailgate Can we just say they are both great tailgates and leave it at that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I just want to point out that Raub, 4C and company did an awesome job as usual with their food, tailgate organization, and antics as normal... For those that entered in the Chili Cookoff.... thank you so much for your entries. All the chili was great, including the chili monster which was trying to escape its pot. To all the extremeskin tailgaters, this tailgate is absolutely nothing without you. You ae the ones that make this tailgate great, and just about everybody pitched in and help run the tailgate in one way or another... GREAT JOB EVERYONE :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I 2cnd Pez's thoughts! Everyone makes the tailgate great! Colley-o you should have hung out with me more then you would not be going to school today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huly Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Nick, I was just looking I swear.No biggy Candace. But just remember, paybacks are a *****. And I demand a recount on the chili. I heard a close friend might be coming to the Iggles game. The Seahawks cousin? muhahaha!!! And an Iggles Football Pinata! :eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 A few more pics from yesterday.... redskinsbill and the CEO bout to lose in some beer pong... me and skinsfan44 me and 3 pics of the king...(When Dr.Tonka swore he couldn't work my camera) lady sap lookin scandalous kevinB the tailgate bugz and ronJ prepare to lose Team SHEW (Schuh) (Shoe) (Shue)...whatever me and the pres the mayor me and redskinsbill...i guess the theme of the day was me puttin up my finger sayin that skins are number 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 one more....me and the CEO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Can we just say they are both great tailgates and leave it at that? I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 So, is this a new good luck ritual? I guessing that is DKS's tatoo, and is that you Tele? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Monk Fan Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Another great tailgate! I had an unusual off-day in the beer pong department, but I promise to be back in playing shape for the Eagles game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboykilla Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Can we just say they are both great tailgates and leave it at that? Yes. No need to start that BS again. MissU28 I liked your pics as I stated earlier. Rdsknbill you are a great guy to have around a tailgate. Crazy energy. I love it. Yesterday's tailgate was a lot of fun. We always get there early, but it's not always as hype as it was yesterday. We held out on a lot of things due to Philly coming up in two weeks. That will be a show in F-51, that's a promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 beer bong at a tailgate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sorry DTC you have been topped as the best tailgate Cut the :pooh: Jbooma! Seriously :stfu: A great time was had by all in the entire F3 lot!!! Big props to the dudes who never heard of this site who joined us from SC. They left at 6pm on Saturday just to make the trip for the DAY. I hope they made it home OK. Big ups to all that made it a truly great victory!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Cut the :pooh: Jbooma!Seriously :stfu: A great time was had by all in the entire F3 lot!!! Big props to the dudes who never heard of this site who joined us from SC. They left at 6pm on Saturday just to make the trip for the DAY. I hope they made it home OK. Big ups to all that made it a truly great victory!!! Definitely big props to the Extremers from SC. Great people. Did you have a good time? I hope you didn't have to stop at three Walmart's on the way back home. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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