coldpack Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I just saved a bunch of money by switching to gieco. HA! no but really. I just recently peaced out my current g/f like Dallas in the 4th quarter (I found her cheering for the wrong team, the PATS!)and yes... Ladies, i'm proud to announce i'm back on the meat market and i'm fresher than ever. So for all those lucky single ladies -- Looking for a single 18-23 attractive female in the maryland area. Redskins fan is a must. Must be smart, ambitous, sense a humor (is a must), a GREAT smile and HAVE A JOB! Tall to medium height, slim or atheletic build (or just able to play a sport of some sort) Me? 22/m/md I'm a humble young guy attending JHU. I'm an aspiring computer programmer and currently work as one. I'm 5'10 @ 155. I'm asian american (or politically correct, pacific islander) w/ short hair and a toned build. So for all you interested ladies, PM me and i'll send u a pic =):applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 You have to be kidding me? :doh: :laugh: www.eharmony.com look into it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Is this thread serious?! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASMTrainer Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 . .:doh:. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 :rubeyes: Ummm ... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I'm an aspiring computer programmer and currently work as one. Doesn't that mean you are no longer 'aspiring'? i'm confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwpanic Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 internet dating is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsD Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 My hairy friend Paul is lonely, I can pm you his phone number if you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Is this thread serious?! :laugh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Is this thread serious?! :laugh: Coldpack ... you have some competition. This guy is hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Did you really think you were going to find a new girlfriend on a football board? I mean seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 [/url] look into it... __________________ :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I can't believe none of the extreme ladies have popped in here yet...... Best thread ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Wow. I bet you have to beat em off with a stick. :ladiesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 After reading this thread, even I am feeling pretty confident about my skills with the ladies. :doh: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Ummm ... I believe I'm a girl .... At least the last time I checked I was .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 So let me get this straight... you ditched your woman because you caught her rooting for the Patriots? And you tell other women this, before you give them the laundry list of physical attributes they must posess in order to date you? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I just saved a bunch of money by switching to gieco. HA! no but really. I just recently peaced out my current g/f like Dallas in the 4th quarter (I found her cheering for the wrong team, the PATS!)and yes... Ladies, i'm proud to announce i'm back on the meat market and i'm fresher than ever. So for all those lucky single ladies -- Looking for a single 18-23 attractive female in the maryland area. Redskins fan is a must. Must be smart, ambitous, sense a humor (is a must), a GREAT smile and HAVE A JOB! Tall to medium height, slim or atheletic build (or just able to play a sport of some sort) Me? 22/m/md I'm a humble young guy attending JHU. I'm an aspiring computer programmer and currently work as one. I'm 5'10 @ 155. I'm asian american (or politically correct, pacific islander) w/ short hair and a toned build. So for all you interested ladies, PM me and i'll send u a pic =):applause: I gotta figure one of three things was going through your mind when you wrote this. 1) Hahahaha, they'll think this is hilarious! 2) This has almost no chance of working, but maybe I'll get lucky, and I've got nothing to lose. 3) My plan is foolproof! Where better to pick up athletic girls aged 18-23 than a football message board? (No slight intended here to any of our female members, whether 18-23 and athletic or not.) Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Brings a whole new meaning to the name "ExtremeSkins" doesn't it? You must be a lonely, lonely man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Ummm ... I believe I'm a girl .... At least the last time I checked I was .... My fault Candace, I skipped right over that. Too busy laughing at some of the other things, I guess...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 ES is many things ... a personals board probably isn't going to be one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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