Ancalagon the Black Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I think it's time to examine the available evidence. 1. Gregg Williams is clearly able to manipulate the space-time continuum. His abilities have allowed him to destroy foes using unknown pawns with names like "Antonio" and "Lemar." 2. Gregg Williams clearly has mind-control abilities. He can force opposing quarterbacks into interceptions and fumbles without even touching them. 3. The only other Gregg I am aware of is "Gregg" "Easterbrook" of The New Republic and NFL.com. He is clearly from another planet. 4. Gregg Williams came to us from a place known only as "Buffalo." I have never been to this "Buffalo"; nor have I met anyone from there. I have, however, consumed the wings of a creature known as "Buffalo." After examining these wings and seeing paintings and photographs of this "Buffalo," I can only conclude that it is an alien species. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy2677 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 OMG YOU TOO? Ive been thinking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jones Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I don't really have an opinion to this discussion. I mean, how are you going to prove it one way or the other. Williams will obviously deny he was born on another planet and probably give you a very strange look if you asked him. I guess we will just have to wait and hope he accidently mentions his orignins in his briefings to the press. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Come on, you know the rules... Link, Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I had NO IDEA Art Bell was a Redskin fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Kao Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I have been to this place called "Buffalo", and I have known people from this "city".... I can authenticate the place and its people as being "alien"...... He is now OUR alien! Hail 'Skins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I too have been to this place called "Buffalo". I am returing to "Buffalo" next week as I understand "Falcons" and "Buffalo" will fight in an ampitheater named after their lord Ralph Wilson. This place "Buffalo" cuts wings from mortal chickens and imbues them with a hot spicy coating that consumes you from the inside out. It is my understanding the this "Buffalo" has as its torture chamber a place with an Anchor. The alien race that exists within "Buffalo" do not visit their city on weekends and it is barren. The alien race has as its head coach our own Gregg Williams. Gregg was evacuated from the foreign territory via the Daniel ship and lord Joe. Now Gregg lives among the mortals of Washington waiting for Independance day. "The Buffalo" is ten light years (or ten hours, depending on you mode of transportation) away from Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bullocks Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 WOAH! Mike ZimmeR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 I've never been to this "Buffalo" but I sure do like their wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin101 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Only problem is he can't stop short passes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Only problem is he can't stop short passes. He lives above our dimension and cannot perceive such barely tangible ebbs and flows in space-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamshatterer Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 MNF REALLY needs to get here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 MNF REALLY needs to get here! OK Finally found a post in this thread I can identify with! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 He looks like an alien too: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 He looks like an alien too: No doubt. Check out the silver metallic spacesuit, :thumbsup: preferred by stylish aliens throughout the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jempet Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Whatever you all are smoking, pass it my way :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 With a running start, a buffalo can jump over a pickup truck, much like Michael Jordan, who is also an alien, only not as large as a buffalo. Gregg Williams, who in girth falls somewhere between Michael Jordan and a buffalo, has tiny wing-like appendages hidden beneath his stylish metallic silver spacesuit, and has ridden in a pickup truck. Proof positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Whatever you all are smoking, pass it my way :-) Denial of facts only makes you seem weaker to the enemy within...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 That headset he wears on the sideline? Not tuned to any earthly frequency. And, for god's sake, do not look directly into his "eyes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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