pR0JEkT 21 Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 I'm trying to find some more right now for this up and coming season guys so be patient and if you have some of your own feel free to post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsLombardi Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Question: Whats the difference between the cowboys and a bag of poop? Answer: The bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeskins30 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Ok I got one..... How long did it take for Terrell Owens's Mom to take a dump? 9 Months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Ok I got one.....How long did it take for Terrell Owens's Mom to take a dump? 9 Months! that is so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 The Dallas Cowboys were practicing at Texas Stadium today when they noticed a white, powdery substance on the field. Practice was halted while the Controlled-Dangerous-Substance (CDS) squad was called in. The CDS squad concluded that the white substance was the goal line. The CDS squad assured the Cowboys that the powder wasn't anything to fear, and advised them that they won't be seeing it again anytime soon. :dallasuck:eaglesuck:gaintsuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 The Dallas Cowboys were practicing at Texas Stadium today when they noticed a white, powdery substance on the field. Practice was halted while the Controlled-Dangerous-Substance (CDS) squad was called in. The CDS squad concluded that the white substance was the goal line. The CDS squad assured the Cowboys that the powder wasn't anything to fear, and advised them that they won't be seeing it again anytime soon.:dallasuck:eaglesuck:gaintsuck I've never heard that one before that was a good one! :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinz4evr Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 :laugh: There is Always one joke that kills me every time i hear it.....it is so funny! just scroll down to see it.Its just one single word!! does anyone know what that word is?????? THEISMAN!!!!:laugh: SuperBowl WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkateer Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I like that the vote tally for the jokes being F-ing stupid is the blue bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 :bsflag: :moon: :loser: yea because the redskins are much closer to the super bowl than the cowboys!!!!!!......lol .......that is ONE FUNNY JOKE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 yea because the redskins are much closer to the super bowl than the cowboys!!!!!!......lol .......that is ONE FUNNY JOKE!!!!! Hey look - a Cowboys fan taking himself too seriously - go figure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaglesfanfromfrance Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Good jokes about the Cowboys!!! I hate them!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roanoker Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Ok I got one.....How long did it take for Terrell Owens's Mom to take a dump? 9 Months! Man, that's cold *Laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Dallas Cowboys' Texas Stadium Did you know that they are going to change the name of the Dallas Cowboys' Stadium? It's going to be called Drug Emporium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 How can you tell if a Dallas Cowboy football player is married? There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badgerrocks Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 These are awesome and deserve to be bumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Anymore???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.:laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Q. What's the difference between the Taliban and the Dallas Cowboys? A. The Taliban has a running game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones knelt in a confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asked, "What is it, my child?" Jerry answered, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how great I am." The priest turned, took a good look at Jerry, and said, "Jerry, I have some good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones knelt in a confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest asked, "What is it, my child?" Jerry answered, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how great I am." The priest turned, took a good look at Jerry, and said, "Jerry, I have some good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake!" That is a great one, thanks alot I have never heard that one before lol..hahaha... :laugh: ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badgerrocks Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Q. What's the difference between the Taliban and the Dallas Cowboys? A. The Taliban has a running game! Yes! That is gold! :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" the man answers "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Q: What do you say to a Cowboy in a suit? A: Will the defendant please rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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